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The Untalented Mr Rapley

@sturap.bsky.social

A stay at home astronaut, former Chef turned Archaeologist with sensible shoes and a working mans tan

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a man with long hair is wearing a shirt that says ' 666 ' on it ALT: a man with long hair is wearing a shirt that says ' 666 ' on it

I live 4.5km (4km as the crow flies) from Optus Stadium and I can hear Metallica. Not that I didn't expect it... just sayin! ๐Ÿ˜ถ

01.11.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ah yes, death from above,

29.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 232    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜‚

28.10.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Do you think that guy who got absolutely dragged politically because he misspelled potato in 1992 ever looks at what's going on and just whispers wtf

He whispers wtfe

Do you think that guy who got absolutely dragged politically because he misspelled potato in 1992 ever looks at what's going on and just whispers wtf He whispers wtfe

Still laughing at this.

28.10.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 665    ๐Ÿ” 125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Currently scouring my wardrobe for my old Joy Division T shirt

29.10.2025 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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White House now blocked on Bluesky by over 62,000 accounts. Jump aboard, let's see if we can create a record for most blocked account.

clearsky.app/whitehouse-4...

18.10.2025 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blocked em, do not come into my yard without permission!

Couples nicely with the word block I have on the name of one particular orange clown

18.10.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've had an increase in folks rummaging through the bins at our complex in Mt Lawley ever since the return cans and bottle refund thing started up again. I truly hope it's someone doing that and not the other stalky thing ๐Ÿซฅ

18.10.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a purple shirt is sitting at a table in a restaurant . ALT: a man in a purple shirt is sitting at a table in a restaurant .

Opens :name of streaming service: app that I pay monthly for the privilege of accessing, and...

"First episode free"
"Now you can own the whole series"
"Bundle & Save"
"Rent now for $19.99"
"Subscribe to our + service"

Turn app off, open email
"We're increasing your monthly subscription fee"

18.10.2025 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She did it! The Tawny Frogmouth has been voted the Australian Bird of the Year 2025.

16.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THEY'RE DROPPIN LIKE FLIES Celebrities that is, " the famosa" . It's obviously not a new thing and it will continue to happen, it's inevitable. But... lately it's bee...

yelpar.blogspot.com/2025/10/they...

12.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ahhh this is going well

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

11.10.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Australian bird of the year 2025: vote for your favourite #birdoftheyear in the Guardian / BirdLife Australia poll From little penguins to (very big) cassowaries, every bird has its fans. Vote for your favourite in the 2025 Guardian/BirdLife Australia poll

Come on kids, let's get the Tawny Frogmouth past the post this year. Three years in a row in second place, no need to make it 4!

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

09.10.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | Official Teaser Trailer | HBO Max
YouTube video by HBO Max A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | Official Teaser Trailer | HBO Max

I'm not sayin I need a Game of Thrones prequel, but I'm also not sayin I don't need a Game of Thrones prequel... I'm just sayin!

youtu.be/UPFRItMOgPo?...

09.10.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ten more sunscreens removed from sale over SPF concerns Ten further sunscreens have either been pulled from shelves or "paused" from supply to retailers over concerns about their sun protection claims, the Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA) announces.

Oh awesome, so my SPF50 sunscreen was SPF4. I'm sure after all my years in the Pilbara sun, now without protection, I'll be fine yeah.... yeah?

Just an FYI "Australia has the highest age-standardised skin cancer incidence rate in the world, particularly for melanoma"

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

01.10.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a fish in a plastic container with the words `` rapture me now lord '' . ALT: a close up of a fish in a plastic container with the words `` rapture me now lord '' .

Welp, this has been the second Rapture I've lived through, and both have been cancelled. It's extremely disappointing and I'm starting to think maybe that they're not real

24.09.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, the amount of people who didn't know this is Redford is too damn high!

16.09.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thinking back to first time I ever saw him in a film, Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid. At a drive in theatre with my parents. The final scene left a mark on me, it was the first film to make me realise films were more than just Saturday arvo Lewis & Martin or Elvis.
#myheroesaredying
#robertredford

16.09.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This... even more so right now

15.09.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

14.09.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32156    ๐Ÿ” 8390    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 372    ๐Ÿ“Œ 585
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a cat is standing next to a birthday cake with a lit candle . ALT: a cat is standing next to a birthday cake with a lit candle .
06.09.2025 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ozzy Osbourne being Ozzy Osbourne.

Ozzy Osbourne being Ozzy Osbourne.

An incomparable legend.

22.07.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8313    ๐Ÿ” 1655    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
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Now THAT's a cease and desist letter

14.07.2025 06:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36780    ๐Ÿ” 9542    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 580    ๐Ÿ“Œ 656
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AAAAAAA I JUST RECORDED THIS!!!! best lightning capture of my life

12.07.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15199    ๐Ÿ” 1526    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 438    ๐Ÿ“Œ 97
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"Old man with dementia wanders into Chelsea celebrations"

14.07.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hacker Finally Makes Contact With Qantas After Being on Hold for 72 Hours โ€” The Shovel The hacker waited for hours, had their call cancelled, rebooked, tried looking at other carriers, and finally managed to find a service before they gave up on their planned holiday entirely.

It's funny, because it's almost true

theshovel.com.au/2025/07/08/h...

13.07.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sorry, Dean Cain โ€“ of course Superman is woke, he fights injustice James Gunnโ€™s latest Man of Steel has copped flak from some predictable quarters, but the truth is, superheroes have been subverting the powerful, sticking up for the underdogs, and punching moral cowa...

But do we really give a toss what Dean Cain says? No we do not!

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...

11.07.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, TELL ME @albomp.bsky.social WHY will I be arrested if I walk down the street with a sign displaying the words FUCK ISRAEL
but NOT for my other sign saying FUCK IRAN ??
You have turned out to be the biggest DISAPPOINTMENT since the birth of Scott Morrison. Weak and pathetic
#Auspol

10.07.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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