Kevin Gates

I always thought Cardassians were based on Nazis, Klingons were based on Huns, Romulans were based on Romans, and Ferengi were based on Americans

How anyone could say that is the worst song ever when My Humps exists is something I cannot understand, and just to be absolutely clear, I say that as a person who is 100% pro-lady lumps

Very unhappy to say that I get this reference. I'd love to return to the days of not needing to know all this secret nazi code.

The Teapot Dome scandal is something that would happen before breakfast on a Tuesday these days

I understand this reference and not coincidentally my back hurts

Mee-cro-wah-vay

It'salmost like he's standing next to you

Masterful gambit

It lays eggs but nurses its young

In the name of God... do your duty

Googled it, and the one I was thinking of is actually called Blaze. Charlie Sexton plays Townes Van Zandt in it.

I'm actually glad my appliances aren't chronically online

I watched a really great biopic about him, but weirdly can't remember the name. Might have been just Blaze? Apologies if someone already mentioned this

Look upon this email, ye mighty, I hope it finds you well

Just got a phishing text that just said "I miss you." That might work on some people, but NOBODY MISSES ME, CHUMP

I have a couple of other things that also addle my brain on this - 5150 is also a Van Halen album and an amp named after Eddie Van Halen, and of course, Levi's 501 jeans. My brain is mush.

I’m not middle aged, I’m peri geriatric

Very cool

Couldn't repel even a minimal medieval army

And these fries are the body of the Hamburgler

Preparing a post, and pre-planned a plotz

You pre-planned a plotz?

Once again I am imploring Blue Sky to change its terminology, because unless there is also a fire, Rudy Giuliani is in no way "hot."

But the doctor IS the monster, isn't he?

One more thing I never knew I didn't want

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

At least you don't have to worry about traveling with your air guitar

Restore what in our shared what, now?

That guitar... IYKYK. Really want one in TV Yellow.

Great work. This book is so good that I literally had to read parts of it out loud to people. Absolutely beautiful.