Kevin Gates

I’m not middle aged, I’m peri geriatric

My wife took my daughter to see Descendants Versis Zombies tonight... kiddo is crying like it's 1964 and she's seeing The Beatles.

Very cool

Couldn't repel even a minimal medieval army

And these fries are the body of the Hamburgler

Preparing a post, and pre-planned a plotz

You pre-planned a plotz?

Once again I am imploring Blue Sky to change its terminology, because unless there is also a fire, Rudy Giuliani is in no way "hot."

But the doctor IS the monster, isn't he?

One more thing I never knew I didn't want

Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.

At least you don't have to worry about traveling with your air guitar

Restore what in our shared what, now?

That guitar... IYKYK. Really want one in TV Yellow.

Great work. This book is so good that I literally had to read parts of it out loud to people. Absolutely beautiful.

You say there's a solution but you haven't told me what the problem is yet

Definitely could hurt you, about 45 minutes after you eat it

We've gotta work on this terminology - blue sky is saying that Andrew Cuomo is "hot" and I cannot accept this

Just doing a little reading on Roman mime and was reminded of "necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent" - he whom many fear must fear many. Some things never go out of style.

Such a great show.

I don't mean to brag, but I just got an invitation to Financial Services' quarterly updates webinar. Don't be jealous.

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I hate to give Winston Churchill too much credit, but I think he was right when he said “Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.”

We've pretty much exhausted all the other possibilities at this point, right?

Men cannot have keys

Terrible episode. Maybe the worst in all of trek.

I'm not the laaaaaaaaaaad

Two midnights gone

One midnight gone

Guess I'll narrate Into The Woods here in a couple of minutes

I slept until 11:00, for biblical reasons