Tyler Littwin

Same mate, but for my division 2 coed soccer league and also I keep failing to prove myself.

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Nervously waiting the results from the 3-team parlay I dropped $100 on (Liverpool over Real Madrid, Mamdani over Cuomo, ravages of time and a life of evildoing over Dick Cheney's body)

Liverpool are trying to put the ball in the net but Thibaut Courtois is keeping the ball out, mostly by using his hands and diving and jumping and blocking the ball with his hands and feet. Extremely selfish and rude behavior from a so-called "pro" #LFC #YNWA

hey Rustic Italian bread is VERY hardy and buddy you factor in some cold cuts? Amazing that he survived

the horror

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
(aloof wife)

The new edition of The Onion’s “Our Dumb Century” is noticeably sadder and dumber than the original @bencollins.bsky.social

It's my genuine belief that too much money drives people insane. Reckon it's a combination of 1) being surrounded by simpering yes-men and fanboys and 2) being totally disconnected from the reality of normal day-to-day life.

There is a 0% chance of this happening

Me and Maris in adidas and bucket hats as oasis. Maris has a tambourine on her head like Liam Gallagher.

If you dress as Oasis for a Halloween party in Bed-Stuy there is an enormous chance that people will assume you’re doing racially uncomfortable Run-D.M.C. cosplay. You live and you learn!

10 Northenden
9 Some Cities
8 Winter Hill
7 Kingdom of Rust
6 Firesuite
5 Melody Calls
4 Caught By The River
3 Catch the Sun
2 Words
1 Cedar Room

Honorable mentions: Man Who Told Everything, Pounding, A House, Carousels, etc

anyhow, sure hope Trump ends up like Gatsby!

An entire room of Tom Buchanans discussing “Rise Of The Colored Empires” in between bites of overcooked steak.

The Onion: ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

theonion.com/ice-agent-7-...

have you guys checked your offices for black mold or a gas leak or something

Every day feels more bubbly...

www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

This year Halloween is like "oooooh! what if the world was scary and full of monsters" and it's like yeah man I think we all understand the general vibe

Meta and basically every AI company. @edzitron.com

(a billionaire-backed brain-rotted president builds a golden ballroom while millions of Americans can't afford food, heat, or even housing) fuckin' scared about that socialism, man.

Just realized this album is 25 yrs old (as of April). Absolute classic.

The official trailer for “Today You’re With Us” a new short film by Duane Peterson III & Patrick McCormack documenting the 24 hours leading up to the 2025 USL League Two Final in Burlington, VT.

Vermont Green FC will host a free, ticketed screening & food drive on November 10. RSVP on our website.

gonna be a long season! #LFC #YNWA

Trump at -18 approval (lowest of both his presidencies) and unpopular in a whole buncha swing states

Men’s Wearhouse: You’re Going To Reich The Way You Look

McCormack’s Irish Pub Sparks National Debate in Richmond Richmond’s McCormack’s Irish Pub is at the center of a national firestorm after owner William “Mac” McCormick released a t-shirt reading “Fuck ICE, Fuck Nazis, Fuck Trump.” The message sparked viral d...

“'I think we should have principles as business owners and stand up for what’s right,' [owner William McCormick] said. The actual shirt, he explained, isn’t really new. 'It used to just say Fuck Nazis. We just clarified who the Nazis were.'"

ICE’s Hiring Surge is Already a Disaster It's cutting standards and racing to hire exactly the wrong people, precisely as predicted.

ICE's hiring surge is turning out to be an entirely predictable disaster. It turns out if you’re hiring for a pariah agency using nakedly fascist and racist messaging, America’s best, brightest, and most fit don’t apply. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-hiri...

Resnik led an amazing life and brought music & happiness into this world. What else could you ask for.

We're all just waiting for that one headline or push notification. Every day just waking up and checking and thinking "hope today is the day" and then doing one last check before going to bed and thinking "well shit, maybe tomorrow."