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What's the proper order to watch the dumb and dumber trilogy chronological or release?

01.11.2025 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sesame? I barely know me! My therapist: please take this seriously

07.06.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a good chance this new pope has been to a Buca di Beppo

12.05.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The wonder years reboot should've been titled "The Wondest Years"

26.04.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Martyr McFly

24.04.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright this year everyone use your birthday wish for Msk and Trmp to stop lying for just one day. Even birthdays take M, odd take T. With our combined efforts I believe we can success pull off a Liar Liar scenario, can you imagine

19.03.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope! It is available at your local roses

11.03.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These are all solid names for a pop punk band

11.03.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MATHNET!

09.03.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Emily: "stop using baby voice for you broken laptop" me: "but my battewy huwts ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ"

27.02.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can still call me that.

24.02.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"bet" is genz for "you betcha"

13.02.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'd fucking tight is what

07.02.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last year I made a full 100-card Simpsons-themed "Steamed Hams" EDH deck. I'm currently working on my second, "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" Here's some progress: www.reddit.com/r/mpcproxies... #simpsons #magicthegathering #mtg #thesimpsons #edh

06.02.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Michael Longfellow โ€˜Vomited From Exhaustion' After SNL Bungee Sketch - LateNighter Although his character in Saturday Night Liveโ€™s โ€œBungeeโ€ sketch last weekend was underwhelmed with Timothรฉe Chalametโ€™s fitness instructor, Michael Longfellow says performing the sketch ended up being ...

On SNL, Michael Longfellow played an unimpressed boyfriend accompanying his girlfriend to a bungee workout class where the joke was 'this is not a workout.' After the sketch, he vomited from exhaustion and that's just perfect. latenighter.com/news/michael...

06.02.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

btw it's cobbler time!

04.02.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i tried to say "it's cobbler time!" in rivals and it said "inappropriate content" and now i know in england cobbler means testicle

04.02.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you sunscreen?

03.02.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every time i see a band announce a european tour now i'm like they're not coming back are they

03.02.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i worked at Meijer when people still regularly wrote checks. here's the list of misspellings in "pay to the order of" in the order of how much they bothered me. meyer, mayer, meijer's, meyer's, mayer's, meijers, fred meyers, john mayer

03.02.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cinnamon tography

01.02.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eddy Gordo Ramsey

01.02.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg hahahaha

31.01.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gorgon ramsay

31.01.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"frankley, you can't be serious."

31.01.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

frankley would be a cool name

31.01.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

never understood how people get excited for leaked tracklists, like i don't like the band because of their song titles

31.01.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says show me what you got in front of a bunch of skulls ALT: a cartoon character says show me what you got in front of a bunch of skulls
30.01.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For zoom meetings they got to wear it up top

29.01.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe invest in some neck or leg protection technology you tall ass camel

29.01.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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