kehbleh🍉

what genre would the band tub of creme fraiche play 🤔 I'm gonna say hair metal

just slept nine hours who wants to bang me

"go let love destroy you" man shut up how bout I let love lift me up or some shit god damn

gambling addicts 🤝trans women who use it/she pronouns

let it ride

real af 💗 I'm on day 10 still COVID positive after being so fucking careful generally, plus having gotten the new vax a month ago. went to eat indoors one god damn time cuz a friend was visiting town. cant have nothing good these days fr. it's always fucking something I stg 😩

username checks out 😌🙏

stuck home with covid so been watching a lot of Hulu (never seen American dad before, it's good and there's a shit load of it 😌).

for the ad breaks, phone gets picked up, TV goes on mute. thanks for the doom scroll window numb nuts 😌

enjoy the goon sesh!

good afternoon indeed (it's 7am for me but whatever, we love a shared sentiment)

setting a healthy boundary: only accepting praise at this time 😌

5.

also the messaging of "if you're in international waters we can blow you to smithereens with no due process" is fucking insane and, i dunno, a war crime probably?

i'ma be single forever on account of my bad knee cuz apparently everyone meets at run clubs now 😩

very much so! at least in the infra/SRE space, fur sure

ooo, ooo! and calling things that wouldn't work untenable 😌 v fun

DON'T SAY NOTHING BRO DON'T SAY NOTHING!! 🗣️

you've been a bad kitten, turtle 😼

it's a bit sad, but totally true! folks would rather be able to sit on their ass and dick around and make a living wage (or *gasp* make enough to save) than have to do body (or soul) breaking work and make jack shit. or even have to do multiple of said body/soul breaking jobs just to subsist #murica

that poor, poor top sheet 🥺 top sheets must be protected at all costs! in addition to being the right thing to do generally, I've heard there is a shortage as well (I haven't been topped in far too long)

"worlds are *not* colliding! 😌☝️" ahh tweet (good)

real

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🎶 I'm talkin baaasebaaaall 🎶

(this is a simpsons reference and the closest I will get to doing the baseball posting)

had to give my ticket to The Faint tonight away cuz I fucking tested positive for COVID again (guess this is a rebound, last pax dose was last night) and now I'm being subjected to Baseball Posting™️ again.

in the words of speed, when does this game (life) get fucking good???

classic kenny 😌

he's a little too dastardly, frankly. perhaps if someone reduced his moustache size he would fall in line

your kid doesn't like butterfingers?! where did you go wrong 😩

not to state the obvious but it feels really dystopian rn. like, specifically re:jobs.

they're disappearing like crazy, and the only time you see someone GETTING a job it's like "finally after 1k applications, i've been accepted as social media manager for Halliburton to promote fracking, yippee!"

i think i need more Couples Doing Badly in my sphere to take some of the sting off of my last horrible horrible breakup