Rawhide Kobayashi

All the nurses I work with are on their partner's plans because ours is so shitty. Real cool stuff happening in healthcare

This is like being homeless when you work construction

How the hell am I getting fucked over on my medication I literally work at the hospital

The delectable homie

I'd like to see bitchass AI show up hungover and still be able to perform CPR and sleep in the break room for 3 hours

But how do you think the top rider is secured?

Me and one lucky follower

You're fine. You'd need to eat like 30 bananas in 10 mins to induce hyperkalemia. (I'm a EKG/telemetry tech I deal with this shit all the time)

Shitty In My Life cover to advertise NBC, the channel that I'm currently watching. Yeah Michael Jackson definitely touched those kids and had nothing but evil in his heart when he bought the Beatles catalog.

Hey do you guys think using Golden Slumbers for an airbnb ad cheapens the entire experience of being human when one of the most beautiful moments in all of music can be reduced to a cheap bludgeon to further the housing crisis and wage war on poor people?

Who wore it better?

Figure skating kinda rules. Some twink who called himself the 'Quad God' dressed like the last boss of elden ring doing backflips and shit

very good and very necessary feature, youtube!

NO NOT ME BOTTAN NO

if the metalcore guitarist looks like this your kids are about to get abducted in the pit.

Charging a beam of pure meatball parm

@JDVance fuckaas bitch

It's crazy we're like the same age and I'm so much younger looking and handsome and in better shape and stronger and funnier and wear less makeup and got my money up and have more hoes and my mom never tried to sell me for fent

Oh my god lmfao

Real 'cop who can't pass the fitness test' vibes from those tubby dudes

I dunno who the other 3 are and if I learn anything about them it will be against my will.

It's so funny that once you're irrelevant you just have to pivot to being right wing because they're so stupid they'll attach themselves to anyone who's performative enough.

Kid Rock used to pantomime as a black guy doing shitty rap rock. These same people hated him back in the 90s.

Police officer funeral music

I got a better idea

Being 36 is just this over and over