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like a hot dog that been in the steam tray all day

The good news for me, the Wizards fan, is that I can just keep completely ignoring the whole league

so all the “NBA is rigged” dudes were right?

700 bros pounding Celsius and yelling about how Jaxson Dart ruined their parlay

that’s right

if you hate yourself and your hangover, Popeyes 5 piece tendies with Cajun fries, Cole slaw, biscuit and blackened ranch is so much better

Vanilla City

The Great Drumpfression

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South American VAR

watching Copa Libertadores with my daughter and she’s asking about South American geography >>>>>>>>>>

When I knew all the United players names. That really was a long time ago.

is this ocean drugs what I have or is this sea?

I just choked on my Pilsner

Only one of my daughters eats garlic bread. Last time I made a full loaf and *had to eat so much my eyes started spinning

I’d like to say the older (my house was built in 1952) but some of it would depend on the roof, HVAC and other big upkeep items. If taken care of recently then it could be a wash vs two years old

the only answer is farfalle

saw them last year. So much fun

I'll just say it was extremely easy to change my unfortunate "I ❤️ Hitler" tattoo to say " I 💔 Hitler" instead

tag yourself: I’m more peanut butter

Some Barstool shit

the same historic theater where my parents saw Smokey Robinson, Martha Reeves, Jerry Butler, 🥴

And I want you to put the word out there that we're down bad

Jon Hamm doing ads for sports gambling apps, Idris Elba shilling AI nonsense — all my beautiful idols are dead and my enemies are in power

maybe the more glaringly obvious Popery will connect with the Brookland community

Can AI Avoid the Enshittification Trap? Cory Doctorow’s theory of “enshittification” explains how tech platforms rot from within. As AI grows more profitable—and powerful—it risks the same fate.

brother it *is* the trap

looking good Giants

Spuds-Villa >> Liverpool-Man Utd >> US Grand Prix. Perfect Eurosnob Sunday

Trump posts wild AI video showing him flying fighter jet, dropping sewage on No Kings protesters — New York Post President Trump posted a wild AI-generated video of himself late Saturday as a fighter pilot wearing a crown on his head, unloading sewage on

“sewage”

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Chili

I’m in charge of Sunday family dinner so let me know if you need anything from my 8 separate trips to the grocery store