Stacey Prosecco @darlingstarling

I figured out hydroxyzine makes me sleep really well but omg I hate the WORLD the next day. It's like bad mood pills for me.

05.08.2025 23:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[heavenly chorus]

05.08.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Before I unfollow someone on Instagram, I put them on a mental watchlist for a while. Like ok Alexa Chung, if you don't step it up with the posts in the next two weeks, you're DONE.

05.08.2025 04:11 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do I have any tattoos? No. Do I obsessively read the tattoo advice subreddit? Absolutely.

05.08.2025 02:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You fucking ghoul

04.08.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truly embarrassing to behold

04.08.2025 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gretchen Whitmer hiding behind a clipboard

Agree with both!

03.08.2025 23:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Supposedly. I think it's for publicity, but I support it either way.

03.08.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh fun. I saw his last name everywhere in the city growing up. A very philanthropic family. I've been sooo pleasantly surprised by his governorship.

03.08.2025 22:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't think it's out of the question. He's great. He also has fuck-you money to spend on a campaign.

03.08.2025 22:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Welcome, Texas Dems

03.08.2025 21:57 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Definitely not what I expected, lol

03.08.2025 15:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was expecting "ewww!!!" which was how my daughter reacted

03.08.2025 14:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Then we had another big talk about age and love, etc. 😆

03.08.2025 14:40 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A while ago I explained sex to my 8-year-old son because he kept asking me to tell him what it meant. His response? "I can't wait to try that!!!"

03.08.2025 14:37 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

"This voter/mother/teacher/coach/soldier just TORCHED Trump!!!!" oh really because I don't smell burning pig shit

03.08.2025 11:42 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Manosphere and then manos Fear geordi post

Turning on MST3K

03.08.2025 03:05 — 👍 589 🔁 63 💬 11 📌 2

(He also says keep an eye out for sales and 2-for-1 deals)

03.08.2025 05:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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03.08.2025 04:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Once my kids started screaming, "A baby is driving that semi!" and yep, lap baby in the semi with both hands on the wheel

03.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Oh noo

03.08.2025 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to shush Youths at my midnight Fellowship premier and I was not nice about it

02.08.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One please 🎟️

02.08.2025 04:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah, I just turned into a pile of dust and quietly drifted away

02.08.2025 04:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They were Olivia's first concert 🫠

02.08.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . Alt: Matt Damon rapidly becomes an old man

Watching the Lollapalooza live stream with my kids. Olivia Rodrigo brought out Weezer and my daughter asked how long the grandpas would be singing for.

02.08.2025 02:42 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

HELLO

02.08.2025 00:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you!! I actually just finished Orquídea Divina! Want to read more by her.

02.08.2025 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm open to any!

02.08.2025 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anybody have good historical fiction recs? Or any general book recs? I need something to grab me by the throat (in a literary way)

01.08.2025 23:37 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

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