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Bummer. I was pleasantly surprised by the first one.

03.08.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Believe me, it was amazing.

03.08.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.”

Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?

02.08.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 12311    πŸ” 3777    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 103

I went to see RZ Halloween.A woman sat down in front of me. She spoke to my friend and I between the seats.She said she was a big Halloween fan.During the movie she yelled out β€œDOES HE KILL KIDS?!” A few minutes later she screamed β€œIM TERRIFIED!” and sprinted out of the theater. She did not return.

01.08.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to Jurassic Paint.

01.08.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.

01.08.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twisted Metal Season 2 Review - IGN Despite its larger scope, Twisted Metal's second season still retains the show's go-for-broke absurdist wit and bite.

#TwistedMetal: Season 2 is here.

Bigger. Longer. Tighter.

My review:

www.ign.com/articles/twi...

01.08.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.

29.07.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11323    πŸ” 1635    πŸ’¬ 623    πŸ“Œ 460
Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under today’s deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West."

Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about.

In fact I know you do."

Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."

Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under today’s deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West." Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about. In fact I know you do." Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."

lol

28.07.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 48136    πŸ” 8506    πŸ’¬ 746    πŸ“Œ 456

And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.

22.07.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12347    πŸ” 3402    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 111

If you see this, post a Marvel cover you love.

20.07.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We're seeing a massive schism between games made by old teams with a lot of practice, like Nintendo or FromSoft, games made by contracted people who will be fired, like everybody at Microsoft, and the weird in between of talented people forming new companies they quit in order to not get fired.

19.07.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1064    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
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✨DIG! DIG! DINO! is now out on Playdate Catalog AND it's on sale for a little while! ✨

DDD is a digging game in which you look for dino bones, treasure and artifacts, upgrading tools and uncovering secrets on the way down!

Made with @fayer.dev! πŸ¦–
#gamedev #indiegames

play.date/games/dig-di...

17.07.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

If you see this post a DC comic Cover you love.

19.07.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My alarm just went off. Guess it's time to post Robert McGinnis originals.

18.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 520    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
Daniel Lawson @DanielLaw1998: Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5, Monday to Friday. 

I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times.

Jennifer Lee Rosman @JenLRossman:
We’re disabled, Daniel, we’re not werewolves

Daniel Lawson @DanielLaw1998: Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5, Monday to Friday. I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times. Jennifer Lee Rosman @JenLRossman: We’re disabled, Daniel, we’re not werewolves

7 years later and I still whisper, β€œWe’re disabled, Daniel, not werewolves” to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like it’s the latest hipster indie band.

18.07.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16670    πŸ” 3343    πŸ’¬ 248    πŸ“Œ 84

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

17.07.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 39416    πŸ” 5602    πŸ’¬ 426    πŸ“Œ 196

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

16.07.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13594    πŸ” 3037    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 33

Remember when BARBIE came out and there were months of online discourse about it and then you went and saw BARBIE and it was an excellent, funny, well-made film?

SUPERMAN is an excellent, funny, well-made film.

15.07.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3609    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 21

the more i learn about Chat GPT the more i think about a recent (correct) Chapo opinion that being able to make it through a novel now puts you in the top 1% of currently living intelligent people

15.07.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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I made a lightning bolt composed of over 200 ! shock sprites from various Fighting Games and Beat 'Em Ups. Zoom in and feel the jolt!

15.07.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Gouketsuji Ichizoku 2 - Chotto dake Saikyou Densetsu (1995)
"I'll meet you at the Dirty Rouge concert"

Obscure game but please πŸ™ like and share, I spent WAY too much time piecing this together from sprites to fit it all in the frame πŸ˜…
#PlayStation #PS1 #PSone #Atlus #PowerInstinct2 #punk #2Dfighter

12.07.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Almost forgot that right wing trolls pretended to be offended by old James Gunn tweets and got him temporarily fired by Disney, opening the window for him to direct THE SUICIDE SQUAD, which set him up to later become the head of DC Films. Thank you for making "woke Superman" possible, chuds!

12.07.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 788    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Stop asking billionaires questions, recording their answers and sharing their uninformed and/or racist and/or otherwise bigoted and nonsense ideas as journalism. It’s ridiculous. They are the most boring people. Oh wah I am a white man who has more money than I can spend and I’m so mad about it!

12.07.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5066    πŸ” 1066    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 65
11.07.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œIf we reduce the number of employees for better short-term financial results, employee morale will decrease, and I sincerely doubt employees who fear that they may be laid off will be able to develop software titles that could impress people around the world” - Satoru Iwata

β€œIf we reduce the number of employees for better short-term financial results, employee morale will decrease, and I sincerely doubt employees who fear that they may be laid off will be able to develop software titles that could impress people around the world” - Satoru Iwata

03.07.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3342    πŸ” 888    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 39

Oh My God. Incredible.

02.07.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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God Mel Brooks

"You say yes, and you never do it."

28.06.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 530    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 19

The Warriors rules. Best beat’em up mechanics of all time. Great great game.

27.06.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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