Swish'll Know

I give up. Is Patterson 2 or 51?

The Unemployed Graduate
Don’s Dystopia
The Helpless
The Right’s Stuffed

As long as AI serves up this slop, I'll still be bringing you the correct stories.

35 years ago

Is that their sponsor’s name in caps?

@fmi.bsky.social did you pay Bruce off? Well played.

That new Twins reboot is a ripper.

I was once besotted with a girl that farted a lot, in fact I was inflatuated.

Geez, the Crows’ end of season trip fund is looking good.

Footy Gods do exist

Gotta be somewhere out of the way but within reach. Obvious question is why the flags are needed at all at this level.

If a kicked ball touches the flags/holder behind the goal posts after crossing the goal line, it is ruled a behind.

Suggestion: put the flags/holders on the side of the goal post nearest the behind line, thus removing the possibility of the above scenario.

Well done

This one’s for @4boat.bsky.social #goad

Is there a sweeter meal than the post-colonoscopy sandwich?

@lucasgarth.bsky.social well played and good luck for the rest of the finals

Does this take into account the progress score in Game 5? :)

D’Amchokio

Thanks Sean. You were very stiff.

Crows having trouble coming off last week’s bye against Port.

I have that one. Comprehensive.

Squeaky bum time in the last.

I’m doomed

No centre bounce? Why not start using a round ball to remove much of the game’s unpredictable nature?

Suns happy to get the 4 points

Stop half way for some meatballs?

You nailed it.

And none of them use “instep” correctly

Thanks Rhett, much appreciated.

Yes