Matt Bevan

New heresy just dropped

YouTube video by ABC News In-depth Are the MAGA podcasters right about Epstein? | If You're Listening

I spent two weeks looking into two key questions about Jeffrey Epstein:
- Can video evidence prove he was not murdered?
- Is there evidence he ever blackmailed anyone?
The results surprised me. youtu.be/6zzWn4_Rrac

The dog autism question makes me think they were accepting “wait, what?” as an “unsure” response.

Honestly the Knights should play Jesse Southwell at halfback for the rest of the year. I’m not even being facetious she would single-handedly double the IQ of the team. #nrlknightspanthers

And Steve we will obviously be keeping our eye on the results from the key swing states of Mevada, Mez Mico, Wiscubjha, Misfrani and Sahe O’Midsuxa

Picture of a McDonalds menu featuring food from Italy, Japan and Germany and the caption “I'm loving the new McDonalds Axis Powers menu”

My toxic trait is my favourite cuisines were all on the other team during WWII

Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn

Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT

- oNe hOUr laTer-

TBC

Sorry mate I did two in Newy earlier this year: bsky.app/profile/matt...

If You're Listening LIVE If You're Listening LIVE, Thursday 21 August 2025 in The Playhouse at Canberra Theatre Centre

Only a few tickets left for our If You're Listening live show in Canberra on 21 August canberratheatrecentre.com.au/show/if-your...

I wouldn’t necessarily say that Fawlty Towers had particularly subtle humour. It’s the farce elements that are similar. And the schadenfreude.

Late to this but The Studio with Seth Rogen really is as good as everyone says. I honestly think it’s the closest America has ever got to Fawlty Towers.

I cross-posted this on X and it's getting an interesting reception

YouTube video by ABC News In-depth Was Jeffrey Epstein a Mossad agent? | If You're Listening | ABC NEWS IN-depth

A lot of MAGA podcasters are convinced Jeffrey Epstein was a spy for Israeli intelligence. I spent a week looking into it and what I found was very surprising. youtu.be/toqY9NIADrY

*bene gesserit voice* unhand me

Motherfucking wind farms…

It’s like the countdown from that How I Met Your Mother episode except irl

Distance marker on an electrified railway catenary pole reading “147.498” indicating the pole is 147.489km from Sydney Central.

Distance marker on an electrified railway catenary pole reading “146.219” indicating the pole is 146.219km from Sydney Central.

I enjoy catching trains to Sydney Central cos every post you pass on the track is like a countdown to your destination.

Now why would they do that? The current strategy is working so well and has been all year!

This. Please stop telling me that you are “not surprised.”

Public interest journalism isn’t about shock value.

It’s about informing people and holding power to account.

I don’t care if you’re not surprised by the information I report on.

YouTube video by ABC News In-depth The BIZARRE way Israel’s secret nuclear program was exposed | If You're Listening

Another good "If You're Listening", featuring one of the great Cold War sidenotes, the 'Vela Incident'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBRW...

The first sentence of this post is a very concise description of the vibe we’re going for.

YouTube video by ABC News In-depth Does Israel have secret nuclear weapons? | If You're Listening | ABC NEWS In-depth

This genuinely might be the most amazing story we’ve ever told on If You’re Listening. It’s a story of espionage, kidnapping and bravery that explains how we know that Israel has nuclear weapons. youtu.be/lBRWQvICQ9w?...

A very strong opening suggestion.

My primary school-age kids like asking me what my podcast episode is about each week while I'm driving them to after-school activities but this week I'm doing Epstein and don't really want to talk about it.
Anyone got some interesting topics I could regale them with instead?

Real talk those baby bros do be wanting to talk about dinosaurs and trains in the bathroom. They do be wanting to do that.

If You're Listening LIVE If You're Listening LIVE, Thursday 21 August 2025 in The Playhouse at Canberra Theatre Centre

Doing a live show in Canberra on 21 August. Please come. Please do not insurrect, or if you do feel the need to insurrect, please insurrect elsewhere. canberratheatrecentre.com.au/show/if-your...

the wall street journal: children crave the mines

somehow also the wall street journal: hey check this shit out--

Comedy writer Jim Downey doing a bit on Conan O’Brien’s podcast about not knowing any of the recent news about Jeffrey Epstein

Trump this week