Sadly, this is NOT satire.

Elon Musk’s X offices in Paris were raided by French and European investigators on Tuesday, following a public outcry over how its Grok chatbot spread sexualised images of women and children. ft.trib.al/J0H9q2M

A UAE investor secretly gave Trump $187 million and his top Middle East envoy $31 million. And then Trump gave that investor access to sensitive defense technology that broke decades of national security precedent.

Brazen, open corruption. And we shouldn't pretend it's normal.

"If it was an ordinary business we'd call it insider trading - but it's a government, and so it actually starts to look more akin to treason."

Was Mandelson "working against the best interests of his country" as leaked gov secrets come to light?

@maitlis.bsky.social | @lewisgoodall.com

Of course the PM doesn’t have the power to unilaterally remove Mandelson from the Lords. But given it can only be removed via an act of Parliament in government time, Starmer is hardly powerless, indeed he is the only person who can make it happen.

US Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche: "There's no evidence President Trump inappropriately touched his victims"

Freudian slip by US Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche?

So, what DID King Donald the Mad do to his "victims"?

The ex-prince and the psychologist: a letter to Andrew A psychologist’s open letter to Andrew strips away royal privilege and asks one thing: testify fully about Epstein – and choose integrity at last

The ex-prince and the psychologist: a letter to Andrew

A psychologist’s open letter to Andrew strips away royal privilege and asks one thing: testify fully about Epstein – and choose integrity at last

By Dr Pam Jarvis
@drpam.bsky.social

FT Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein asked an unidentified woman to buy a Snow White costume just weeks before former Barclays chief executive Jes Staley’s infamous exchange with the convicted sex offender about the Disney character. ft.trib.al/v96AYiz

The charges against @donlemonofficial.bsky.social and @bygeorgiafort.bsky.social “are absolutely frivolous,” FPF’s Seth Stern tells CNN’s Victor Blackwell.

Trump’s point “is not to win. The point is to intimidate and chill lawful newsgathering.”

Donald Trump has said the Epstein Files should be renamed the Trump Files because he is in them so much.

Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour, over links with Jeffrey Epstein about a loan he can’t recall being given, and a photo he can’t recall being taken – it may be true, as we can’t really tell from the photo if his pants are on fire or not

5 arrested in Germany on suspicion of illegal exports to Russian arms firms The defendants allegedly arranged around 16,000 deliveries to Russia worth at least €30 million, Germany’s federal prosecutor says.

German customs officers arrested five men today for allegedly violating EU embargoes on Russia by exporting industrial goods to Russian arms manufacturers.

Is that so they can because bomb it again

Peter Mandelson leaked a sensitive UK government document to Jeffrey Epstein while he was business secretary that proposed £20bn of asset sales and revealed Labour’s tax policy plans. ft.trib.al/dT7pS1s

Churchwarden linked to foreign-born billionaire is behind £200k Reform gift The man whose firm made the donations will not discuss where the money came from, nor his ties to wealthy Farage allies who may not hold citizenship Gabriel Pogrund, Whitehall Editor Saturday January 31 2026, 8.00pm, The Sunday Times Share A churchwarden from Potters Bar who works for the family of a highly secretive, Kazakhstan-born billionaire can be revealed as the man behind £200,000 of donations to Reform UK., John Richard Simpson is a 59-year-old

Why isn't this a major news story?

UK psychological warfare unit collaborated with Israeli army Exclusive: The British army’s 77th brigade held secret exchanges with the IDF, leaked files reveal.

🚨Leaked Israeli documents reveal the British army’s 77th brigade held secret exchanges with the IDF.

The 77th brigade specialises in psychological operations including online propaganda activities.
www.declassifieduk.org/uk-psycholog...

I second this idea!

Photos released in Epstein dump not enough evidence to prosecute, Blanche says

OPINION: One month into nationwide protests, the Iranian people are still making history — at the cost of their lives.

The free world can no longer credibly claim neutrality in the face of what has occurred.

🔗 www.politico.eu/article/iran...

As Black History Month begins, we honor the generations of Black New Yorkers who built this city into the “gorgeous mosaic” we call home.

Today, we reflect on the words of Mayor David Dinkins: our city’s first Black mayor (and a democratic socialist!).

Let's ask the question: How many times do the following people show up being named in the Epstein Files:

President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0

President Donald Trump: 4,500

Does any Republican not see the problem?

Oh Kevin, you silly grinning airhead, you are… but not the way you think.

Mandelson told Epstein JPMorgan should ‘threaten’ UK government over banker tax Then business secretary advised sex offender on how Jamie Dimon should lobby chancellor

Mandelson told Epstein JPMorgan should ‘threaten’ UK government over banker tax ft.trib.al/5EUs3rw

Stop powerful men abusing their power We need to come together and stop powerful institutions protecting abusers. We need to make sure that powerful men don’t get away with sexual abuse.It’s time to put the blame back where it belongs – o...

Time and again we see a woman come forward to speak out about the harm a powerful man has caused. But she’s met with disbelief, indifference or disdain.

It’s time we fight back and put the blame back where it belongs – on the perpetrators.
https://goodlaw.social/cd7304

That man is a worm

Where is the WORLD ? And the so called "Board of peace"?

"Palestinian Civil Defense spokesperson Mahmoud Basal reported that 31 martyrs have been received by Gaza hospitals since dawn today, the majority of them children and women,Basal warned that what is unfolding is a continued genocide" #TranslatingFalasteen #Gaza #Genocide

Will private sexuality be policed while public sexual exploitation continues? UK citizens could face jail for consensual images while Starmer refuses to ban X, which helps users elsewhere make nonconsensual ones

Will private sexuality be policed while public sexual exploitation continues?

UK citizens could face jail for consensual images while Starmer refuses to ban X, which helps users elsewhere make nonconsensual ones

By Jennie Kermode
@jenniekermode.bsky.social

Text in bold states, "One Day Before Rafah Crossing Opening." Text lists violent actions attributed to Israel. Background shows a fighter jet and Rafah Crossing.

"Only a day before the planned partial reopening of the Rafah Crossing, Israeli airstrikes across the Gaza Strip killed at least 11 Palestinians, including six children and three female police officers, striking tents sheltering displaced families"(PalTimes News) #Gaza #Genocide

HAH! 😂