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Beer can label that reads "Citra, Citra Dynaboost, Citra Cryo, Citra Hyperboost & Citra Quantum*

WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN CITRA?

Frankenstein was an early proponent of the mixed skeleton #olympics

Nothing compares 2 U-235

#nuclearhits

I am in a pub that is showing multiple sports. A grown ass adult is watching different sports on their phone at full volume while shouting encouragement at their phone.

Can anyone lend me a shovel and provide a decent alibi?

He looks like he is about to be summoned to hear the latest message from Joe Maplin

US long-term unemployment hits 4-year high Many jobseekers spend months finding work, as cooling labour market sparks worries that consumer spending will slow

So much winning, everyone is saying it
www.ft.com/content/2c10...

Image of a top tips submission to Viz magazine that reads "CRIMINALS. Pull a gurning face whenever you are committing crimes in order to prevent automatic facial recognition systems from identifying you. However, prior to doing so, check there are no up-coming wind direction changes. Tim Buktu, Timbuktu"

UK government announce more AI facial recognition but @vizcomic.bsky.social top tips is ahead of the game

I am trying to track progress on a bunch of tasks, using a spreadsheet with COUNTIFS against "complete*" and user initials. Some idiot keeps deleting the function manually updating the cells. FML

Emmanuel Macron blue mirrored sunglasses and channelling 1980s pop group M, renowned for their song Pop Muzik

Talk about, Pop Muzik

Lego should introduce a 50% tariff on countries that call their product Legos

Spray bottle of hot tap water followed by hairdryer & plastic spatula. It's acceptable to use a wooden rolling pin to break the collar of ice around the top of chest freezer.

YouTube video by CR's Video Vaults Greenland Whale Fisheries - The Pogues, 1985

Greenland chat bought this to mind youtu.be/WQeGujSwC24?...

Spent the first few hours of 2026 comforting our dog as he was terrified of all the fireworks.

Can 2026 be the year we stop fireworks?

Close up of a Christmas tree brach with a string of garland made from silver balls, attached to one of the balls is a miniature Elvis Presley wearing a gold lamé suit

A King is born

Trainspotting (1996) Director: Danny Boyle

Does Coca-Cola make your country’s favourite drink?

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

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"Is that you finished for the summer?" Same people, every year

News report about asylum seekers use of taxis, the quote read "On Friday, one driver told the BBC his firm would do up to 15 drop-offs daily from a hotel in south east London to a doctors surgery around two miles away. These journeys alone would cost the Home Office £1,000 a day, he said."

Article on BBC website about use of taxis by asylum seekers quotes a taxi driver.

15 journeys of 2 miles would cost £1000, so that would be £66.67 for a 2 mile journey. Even if it was there and back that amount for a 4 mile round trip, that is the taxi firm price gouging the government.

YouTube video by rocketgirlrecords Spacemen 3 - 'Revolution'

Happy 60th birthday to Peter Kember and Jason Pierce who were both born in the same hospital on this day in 1965. Here they are together in Spacemen 3 performing Revolution
youtu.be/qdQn7c62zHM

Zohran for New York City meme generator image that reads "Jumpers for Goalposts", the catch phrase of Ron Manager from the Fast Show

Every purchase of Duchy originals biscuits will be funding this nonce

Now Andrew has got his comeuppance, can we remind everyone about Charlie boy and Jimmy Saville?

A 500ml squeezy bottle containing Heera brand Peri-Peri Hot sauce, with the spice level indicator at 4 chillies.

A tablespoon of this on my lunch is much more effective than my usual decongestant medication

On the left is a pint glass that contains slightly under 1/2 pint of black IPA, on the right is the bottle that said black IPA came from. The bottle label reads "Elusive Brewing Altered Beast Black IPA 6.8%ABV"

Back of the cupboard find @elusivebrewing.com BIPA still rocking it

Inflatable frog outfits

Screen shot of Evri parcel tracking that shows it has taken over a week to move a parcel ~250 miles up the M6 & M74

How the fuck can Evri be so bad at parcel delivery

Tawny owl

Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵