Jc⚔️

"I was listening to Umbra because it reminds me of you" ok so marry me????? What the hell??????

Trans man Perpetua with an ejaculating strap where the dildo is shaped like a little rocket.

I got it dw I thought the meme was really funny 🤣

I do personally believe that the only requirement to become Papa is being somehow related to the Emeritus bloodline (this is my own personal lore) but yeah, knowing how Seestor is, her first reaction was probably thinking how it would benefit her to have another son.

Thank you Tobias Forge for making the satanic pope transgender

I don't think Seestor was a good mom. However, she would definitely not be transphobic. She would still abandon both of her sons tho, being trans won't save them.

Omg yes! Everyone was scared of him until Steve came around and gave him some love (am I talking about the dog or Ed? The world will never know)

Perpetua (Papa III) can't sing anymore because she was beheaded, so she has V sing for her, and she writes the songs for him to perform. Peacefield was a song she wrote for her daughter.

Uncle Primo Emeritus taking care of his brother's children, practically raising them. Ter and Secondo called *him* papa first instead of Nihil.

They're so perfect for each other

Omg think of him trying to hide his little whimpers bc it's so embarrassing! Meanwhile Stede goes insane for them and tries his best to get more out.

Ok I finally have this app again and I think I actually got it to work on my new phone. Hey, how's everyone? Are we still talking about gay things?

reminder to fic writers

That was so hot I'm tired of pretending I wasn't incredibly attracted to Stede in that scene.

god do you remember when stede slammed ed against the wall? like fully grabbed him by the jacket and shoved him around and then fucked him? god.

Dear House Veridian people: how we feeling tonight? (Idgaf about the opinion of Feathered Host "people" /j)

Copiiia "people" dni they're still sisters you can totally appreciate your sibling being objectively good looking without wanting to fuck them.

Copia seeing Perpetua (formerly Terzo) come back to the ministry after years, now after taking estrogen for a few years, and his immediate thought is "damn? My sister became hot?? Good for her???"

Pretty!!!!!!!

I love him he's so dumb

I'm sorry but Papa Perpetua looks like Mary Goore if they had money no one can argue with me on that

Most important kisses to ever happen

I've been thinking about Satanized for the past three hours someone help me.

Well update: I'm an idiot :/ still, I kinda love it.

Pancake day in the Bonnet-Teach household. There are seven eggshells in the sink and three pancakes stuck to the ceiling thanks to *someone's* overenthusiastic flipping. Stede has flour in his butt crack, there's sugar covering every surface of the kitchen. They manage one edible pancake in total.

Frenchie starting the rumors on his alt account and then addressing the rumor he himself started on a ig live. Just bc rumors make life fun ig.

They most definitely did no one can convince me otherwise

Modern AU Stede Bonnet’s closet

A dollop of milk and seven sugars!!!

Ed is kissing his way down (and so am I)