Dave of the Chouffe

I walked in on my daughter while she was doing college work instead of gaming. The shame.

An indication, perhaps, of the impact of Chinese manufacturing since then.

Unfortunately, I stopped when she started talking about illegal migration. If she can’t be honest about the label given to it, why should I continue to waste my time on what else she has to say?

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Poor Dot is strapped for cash and that nasty Fleshcreep is demanding she coughs up! What's a girl to do?!

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A sleeping cat on top of a blanket-covered man’s legs.

I’m trapped. Send tea.

I would actually be happy for the BBC to increase my licence fee for them to tell Trump to fuck off.

Well, he can state the obvious, I’ll give him that.

Amazing. If Britain isn't your friend then who the hell do you have left?

Withering grapes hanging from a vine on a pergola.

The Halloween grapes are coming along.

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For the first time, I’m actually questioning whether they are up to this.

“Most people”? How many of the current population were living in the UK then and are able to remember the conditions?

The roaring twenties.

It costs me £72 a pop for my daughter’s lessons, albeit for two hours. Mine were £7 an hour in 1985. Although the guy in the driving school office was running a shipping business there as well. It might well have been a money laundering scheme for all I know.

Her only hope is worldwide publicity!

We tried that too. My wife kept on forgetting to close the spout which meant that it didn’t whistle. Eventually it boiled dry and melted the plastic bits. On the plus side, we did get another plant pot for the garden.

New Zealand probably wants a word with them about something similar.

Has he been getting inspiration from Adolf Hitler speeches?

How did those presenters keep a straight face

I’m fairly sure I will be seeing cloud.

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My project manager has some lines to contribute to that : ow-ow-ow…

Are Hamlet cigars still a thing?

I somehow think that the project manager is going to hear some feedback from me when I have calmed down and return to a cat-like state.

So, I worked very late last night to get a post change report out on a trial we are doing, only to be told this morning that the trial never went ahead and no-one thought to tell me. Well that’s started the day on the foot, hasn’t it?

Is he arguing for a national health service?

Italy 26 - Australia 19

Good lord. Have Italy had an influx of migrants from New Zealand and South Africa recently?

Christ, have they been drinking the same stuff as Mohammed Al-Fayed?

Both kids have gone out for the evening. This is weird.

Good lord.