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OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

The Onion may be our last diligent news reporting agency.

I feel seen.

Trump got his wish to starve Americans. The Supreme Court has allowed the Trump administration to temporarily withhold portions of SNAP payments for November. Huge thanks to the states and workers who rushed to process benefits before the ruling came down, not all heroes wear capes!

Looks like you're going to need to drone-strike yourselves, you two-faced drug runners.

Uh oh. You're jeopardizing Trump's chances at the FIFA Peace Award.

"How nuts is the GOP?"

*Points at this headline*

This idiot has been mindlessly propping up Musk since before his full-frontal nazi turn.

Something shady is happening between Wood and Musk. Probably wouldn't take an actual reporter much effort to figure out what the skullduggery actually is.

But Bloomberg is too kept to take this job on.

FIFA? Integrity?

Naaaaaah.

It’s great that the army and Air Force take care of theirs.

What about the rest of us?

Do we not all deserve some level of food and health security?

Why the “us and them?”

Ripped a giant "if not now, I might explode," fart in a dead corner of the shop today (seriously, I was in actual pain), only to have a colleague I really like (not romantically. she's just cool), walk right through it.

Do I explain myself or STFU?

Ugh. I just crop-dusted my good pal.

Jackass.

Again, this is not a strike. It is a hit.

This is murder.

'Have never been better" for about a day so far.

Give it a week. Trump and Pisshead Pete will fuck things up even more.

Is it just a weird coincidence that the stuff these companies make has gone from useful to utter dogshit at the same time?

Amazon, Microsoft, OpenAI, Google, Twitter....

These companies (and so many others) never deserved the talent pool they had, and it shows.

Still working on that Nobel, I see.

It’ll be true Amazon when they have a giant stack of whatever you just bought by the door, and push you aggressively to buy more, right now

Have you actually tried this crap?

Spoiler: real-time translation from these things is abysmal.

Just because Apple says it does something doesn’t mean it actually does.

Amazing to hear that waiting around for the inevitable rif to appease shareholders and bulk up C-suite bonuses at Amazon is called “culture.”

Yogurt has more culture than Amazon.

Is Grok gonna tell me I have "SS" chromosomes?

I'm pretty sure it's 5 prompts or less to get Grok to tell you to take Ivermectin and shove a UV lamp up your ass.

Maggie and her best pal Xantha:

“We play weird.”

Don't worry. It's just a little penis.

I, for one, would richly enjoy watching the national guard clean up mid market.

And by that, I mean sweeping up the garbage and not the residents.

Want your henchmen paid? Demand your republican supporters return to washington, swear in legally elected officials, and pull back from wantonly gutting healthcare in this country.

This isn't about YOU. It's about ALL OF US.

Perhaps you should get on board with that instead of blatant fascism.

Sell that trophy, hire some rube from Fargo to "Kerrigan" Otani.

Otherwise, you're fucked.

That guy is a goddamned monster.

Yeah. This is a longwinded way to say "THIS IS A GODDAMNED BUBBLE. RUN."

Or, @wsj.com is fellating Altman to get a chunk of the final take.

This specious bullshit won't hold. We all know it.

Altman definitely knows it.

AI will eat itself before 2027.

The fuck happened to this bellend's ears?

My thumb, smashed to shit, via corrugated media (aka cardboard).

Corrugated hell.

Maggie:

We're good, right?

Manservant:

"yeah"

Exceptionally guilty-looking German shepherd in front of an arm-deep hole in the yard giving its owner (or, "manservant," if you will) an exceptionally "not-guilty" look that is likely to be accepted.

"This is gonna sound crazy, but this hole was here when I got here.

"No shit!

"Also, this mud on my nose? That happened earlier when I ate it chasing Sasquatch in the forest.

"To protect YOU

"I didn't do nuffin' but my job, Manservant."

*doe eyes*