Maelfus (he/him)

Maybe if Jesus hadn't given Christians such an easy out they wouldn't be such giant fucking assholes all the time.

Jesus, you done fucked up.

A binder labelled Charizard EX in Pokemon TCG pocket with 10 Charizard ex cards in it.

I have a very specific kind of luck with this game

Can I get a remaster please?

I don't need a full on remake, just a graphical update, maybe some engine optimization and some QOL improvements.

I may be a classic title now, but I feel I've still got some replay value left.

Just need y'all to know I got the worlds tiniest 2nd degree burn today from an LCD monitor.

No it wasn't open. I had literally just plugged it in to test for a few seconds.

The workplace facade is makes things super easy

More perfect union tweet 1/16/24 A new study has found that most workplace wellness programs don't have much benefit. Providing workshops and mindfulness classes and coaching for workers has become a billion-dollar industry. The Oxford research found that better pay and better schedules would be more helpful.

*pikachu shocked face*

thats a very cute pumpkin

Republicans believe in the wildest things, why can't we?

Absolutely blown away.

Its not any one thing, but there was just so much to appreciate about the whole experience

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JESUS H CHRIST

I feel like I SHOULD have seen this coming.

I did NOT see this coming....

bozja to 85 from what i hear, otherwise fates.

*inching closer to 40 in less than a year*

yeah, about that poopsock thing

Just noticed I've got greying streaks in my hair now. I can't joke about being old now. I'm actually old.

I just have 1 (sometimes 2) giant unicorn plushies on my bed

Well I've finished all the level 4 challenges except the Mephis now. Sort of realizing thats going to have to wait until I start building characters again after 1.1 releases. Yinlin's damage seems to get nerfed too bad for that fight for some reason.

Dawn of the last day....

... of work before my dawntrail vacation starts!

McDonald's fries seasoned with what looks like sesame seeds and chill flakes which is absolutely not what's contained in the purple packet in front of them.

A McDonald's thing in Canada. Also a terrible mistake

It's also mostly why I think labelled sexuality is bullshit.

I'm straight, but if a feminine enough man comes onto me I can't be certain I'd say no.

Same tbh

Ramen fries was a terrible mistake

I think you're swell!

Imagine if you went for that test drive and hated it

Bonjour.

Ok. I finished my gacha dailies. nap time?

this is the wrong choice

My first phone was rotary.

Its 330am and I'm resorting to alcohol to try and sleep

Someone want to do my laundry for me?

I'm a terrible human being.