Closed Guard and Chill

Yeah it holds up.

Hell yeah....

Wearing my "I got murdered by Majin Vegita while in the stands at the 25th Tenkaichi Budōkai and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt.

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I am an athlete who pushes the limit and I don’t know how AI glasses would help unless I changed my sport to a getting made fun of competition maybe.

Agreed but that said I still love the prequels despite the fact that they’re awful.

You probably know this but midichlorians are a straight up manifestation of Lucas’s politics because he wanted to inject an ecological message about how the largest and smallest life forms are all connected.

this is the kind of thing the ginyu force would say before goku blasts them through a cliff

Millennials and Gen Z are always complaining about lack of housing, and yet they demand expensive amenities which increase construction and permitting costs such as “floors.”

Cardboard sign on the windshield of tan Jeep: Disrespectful Boy this parking lot is for Scotts Lane only we have many elderly and disabled on this block

East Falls, Philadelphia

Disturbing recent trend was finding out there are people who wake up early, cook breakfast, change into workout clothes, go to a gym to work out, change again, do some involved skincare routine and then start work. If you’re that much of a freak it needs to be kept secret. Hide in shame Mr. Bateman.

He’s more of a thoroughly evil pathological liar gullible crackpot sadistic malicious moron who lives for no other reason than hurt the greatest number of people possible.

I have a personal theory that no one talks about COVID because you never know if the person you’re talking to believes it happened or not which makes things awkward.

Sigourney Weaver expert here, Sigourney only does this when she's in extreme distress.

That's really awesome, congrats!

not trying to hate but am i the only one who sees a dick and balls poking out here?

the kids are all right

Gold medal

Won this tournament I’ve been trying to win for the last 3 years, pretty emotional rn

my very silly cat

He likes to sleep in the corner sometimes idk why he does this.

Maybe I'm the oddball but as a young man I didn't feel like I needed government policy intervention to help me get laid. If asked I would have said I wanted politicians to focus on other stuff.

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No, Facebook, no, I don't need whatever this is. Go back to showing me ads for jiu-jitsu instructional videos and weird metal wallets please.

They're going to find the mole children under Mar-a-Lago soon aren't they.

Body massage.

I hope not because Mario Lopez would starch him easily.

Convergent evolution, French mimes and this creature faced similar environmental pressures on their survival.

I prefer the text on my menu to be composed of 25% the food available to order and 75% passive-aggressive policy warnings.

They should replace the fart button with a button that plays the anguished cries of the millions of children Musk murdered.

Is this what they mean by "manufacturing consent"

i realized a genocide was happening but the anti-genocide people snarked me so i’m back to supporting the genocide

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