🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict

Why would anyone want to watch that

04.12.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Support your local ICE raid" sticker on a lamppost

Why are people so shitty?

04.12.2025 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blocked, thanks for the heads up

04.12.2025 12:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

🤣 youre right though to assume that

04.12.2025 10:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dawg

04.12.2025 00:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thought he was holding an RPG at first

04.12.2025 00:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a futurama advertisement with bender holding rocks in his hands Alt: Bender juggling large boulders the size of small boulders

2 out of 3 ain't bad

03.12.2025 20:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

two men are standing next to each other with one saying in japan heart surgeon number one Alt: two men are standing next to each other with one saying in japan heart surgeon number one

03.12.2025 00:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She ra on my coon till I post bad

03.12.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skip the nazi racoon

02.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Cathy?

02.12.2025 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please don't, we're married now

02.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FATHER! YOU'VE COME BACK FOR US!

02.12.2025 14:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*sipping from my coffee thermos*

"How were we supposed to know vacuums keep things hot?!?!"

02.12.2025 14:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As your lawyer, you're doing a great job keep skeeting through it

02.12.2025 14:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just a quick reminder that the Punisher was a movie about a guy killing corrupt cops. They really miss the mark with this one every time.

02.12.2025 12:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Is he really that short? Or is that chair in danger of a plane crashing into it

02.12.2025 12:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nice try, ICE

02.12.2025 12:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are braver than a troop

02.12.2025 02:27 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Tom Morello voice*

02.12.2025 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your pfp looks less like Wakko and more like a Disney-fied scream mask

02.12.2025 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a buddy who unabashedly claims to watch that movie once a week

01.12.2025 22:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Id rather a jury tell her

01.12.2025 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman wearing sunglasses and a ring is holding her hand to her forehead . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a ring is holding her hand to her forehead .

01.12.2025 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They put him in a tanning bed and told him it was an MRI

01.12.2025 18:22 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Well I had one queue'd up but now im not going to post it. I hope you're happy!

01.12.2025 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kilt AND bidet money. Must be nice

01.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok but warm (not hot) mountain dew from a can is divine

01.12.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Actually, I'm Talaxian..."

01.12.2025 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

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