🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹

Sorry I had to eat dinner and fix a broken thing. I'll get this printed up on some nice paper and mail it. We can try again later though.

with

We're so fucked

Respectfully,

have

Park

We should send them a strongly worded letter.

I'll do a word, you do a word.

Here we go:

Dear

We'd put pedals on guns but our coordination isn't too good

Diddy white party?

Look, I'm not the hugest Am*zon fan, but they have it if you run out

Bird up aquarium rich sunblock

AAAYYYYEEEEEEE

I love my Japanese sunscreen

ITS NOT A GIFT IF THE PRICE IS SPAM IN MY EMAIL

COPYPASTA THE ARTICLE BRO

I had a big cup of coffee this morning so I'm good but thanks for asking

Grimacé

Chicks rock 🤘

I can't complain about it honestly, JR is a good actor

I put it in the trash so you would find it!

My buddy had a gate like this, but the bottom section just had a wheel on it so it didn't drag. Much simpler and the dogs weren't strong enough to push it open.

You are more brave and correct than the troops

If your user name is a pun you've failed at life.

If you need emotional support to get through a flight, you should drive.

futurama dumb jerk shows bender holding a tennis ball in his hand Alt: futurama dumb jerk shows bender holding a tennis ball in his hand

He sounds like a real jerk!

This should be a Katt Williams movie, or a least a side plot in a Friday sequel.

Ballot box
Soap box
Jury box

I feel like there's one more but I can't recall....

a young man wearing a red and white striped shirt is making a funny face Alt: a young man wearing a red and white striped shirt is making a funny face

"Wait, you guys have left-handed can openers?!?!"

Facts