🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict

*Diogenes voice*

"BEHOLD, A SANDWICH"

23.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck yeah

23.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is technically a sandwich

23.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Damn Greg, did you buy a dozen of them?"

"Some of us have friends, DAVID."

23.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope you don't do your own research on vaccines too because this was pathetic, Deb.

23.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.02.2026 12:32 — 👍 453 🔁 54 💬 10 📌 4

A second plane has hit the north tower meme

"A second marble has rolled down the tower"

23.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks cold

23.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The important part, to the NYT's narrative, is that they are MEN'S shoes....

23.02.2026 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Monday commute:

23.02.2026 12:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a white cat is standing on its hind legs on a gray floor . ALT: a white cat is standing on its hind legs on a gray floor .

23.02.2026 11:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you belive there is any truth in the rumor that Vermeer used a camera lucida?

23.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you change your pfp? I swear it looks 3d now. Either that or these new reading glasses i got are fucking with me

23.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with glasses is sitting in front of a brick wall and says `` and ... that 's a lie . '' Alt: Maury with glasses is sitting in front of a brick wall and says `` and ... that 's a lie . ''

22.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, baseball just started

22.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

USA > CANADA

WE ARE THE HOCKEY GODS NOW

YOU MAPLE SYRUP DRINKING MOOSE FUCKERS

🇺🇸🦅🏒

22.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0

a man says i 'd make that deal while wearing a white shirt Alt: a man says i 'd make that deal while wearing a white shirt

22.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SUCK IT JUSTIN TRUDOE

22.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SUCK IT HOSERS

22.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 39 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

A masterful gambit indeed

22.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a hockey player with the number 28 on his jersey is celebrating a win . ALT: a hockey player with the number 28 on his jersey is celebrating a win .

22.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two Letterkenny skeets in Drafts, ready to go...

Which will get poasted?

22.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nice try bud

22.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

America will pay for socialized medicine for anyone but ourselves

22.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

WELP

22.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤞

22.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I WILL NOT TALK SHIT DURING INTERMISSION

I WILL NOT TALK SHIT DURING INTERMISSION

I WILL NOT TALK SHIT DURING INTERMISSION

I WILL NOT TALK SHIT DURING INTERMISSION

22.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AHH SHIT I knew i shouldn't check

22.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stay mad, that goal was filthy

22.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THAT WAS THE NASTIEST MOVE IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME, AND I SOMETIMES SCROLL THE DISCOVER FEED

22.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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