Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli

Aww, congrats julia💚

Corey Seager? The night moves guy?

2 years on testosterone HRT today. The only thing I would change is not having started sooner.

I need more cis people to understand that transition saves lives.

I do not think I have, to this day, had a bigger euphoria hit since the shower 10-ish days after my first session when all the zapped follicles started to wash out and I could actually feel Actually Smooth in that part of my face for the first time in 20 years.

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A very sloppily written alphabet written on a red note pad shaped like a bunny.

No, really, how could anyone possibly hold a pen steady like that? It makes no sense

What the fuck, that can't possibly be right

Yaaaay

👏👏👏

It's really hard, and I'm proud of you.

Keep it up!!

WHAT

Do you slit yours when you air fry them?

Congrats, MJ!!🎉🎉

I mean, I sure hope so

Every person in the stands got their tickets free from their dentist for having no cavities. They barely bother to paint the field. The half time show is two ex players and a lady in the parking lot saying “guys are really fighting out there.” Sure they are. Really fighting.

NFL preseason games are so shitty and it’s perfect. Local weirdos doing play by play. Nothing is sponsored by Parlay Your Rent And Live In Your Car You Pussy Kings Dot Com. No fantasy updates. It’s so relaxing.

upgrade your plan business - $1* for a month

Okay this is about as desperate as I've seen OpenAI

possession is 9/10 of the law, which is why the supreme court in 2025 keeps publishing decisions that seem like they've been written by malevolent old white people who died in like 1854

Also, out of all the aesthetic choices in the film, the most fascinating was the one to make Johnny Storm a lesbian.

[Walking out of Fantastic Four: First Steps] "Oh, so that's where all the Christ-imagery that wasn't in Superman ended up..."

Asparagus is, indeed, good

it was not that long ago that a state trying to pass a transphobic law resulted in massive pushback and boycotts from groups like the NBA. now it's laundered by our supposed allies as "legitimate concerns"

RFK Jr’s health department to halt $500m in mRNA vaccine research Agency to end 22 federal contracts, questioning safety of technology credited with helping end Covid pandemic

Hey, so, TOTALLY not suggesting that RFK Jr. BACKS DOWN when we PUSH BACK, BUT if you’d like to call…

HHS Toll-Free: 1-877-696-6775

HHS Direct Line: 202-690-7000

PLEASE share and consider calling your senators and representatives as well.

NONE of this is okay.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

yeah man i don't think a handful of people posting "you should wear a mask to gencon" or whatever caused an alternative-medicine quack who eats whale carcass for breakfast to take power

haha this rules.

folks don't know that AIs scraping websites accounts for like half of all internet bandwidth usage right now. Sites get scraped- ie, all the contents downloaded- over and over again, destroying/wasting their bandwidth, often maxing it out. It's like being continually DDOS'd

I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.

never forget and not in the corny 9/11 sense. Literally never forget what they're doing to your neighbors in your communities

Gretchen got suspended, so we have to extra spread the word about Black Flame's release. I had the chance to read it a few months back and it's such a brutal hard look at cultural trauma, assimilation, self hatred, revenge, and the messiness of history. It will knock your socks off

oh you;re a trans girl baseball fan? do u root for the Mariners, Twins, Phillies, or Mets?

Stop this. Just… Stop it. Stop using "generative AI" for anything that might actually matter, and especially things that, if it gets them wrong, *Might Fucking Kill You.*

Why does this need to be said? Why is this not obvious??? Why is this not the default way of fucking operating?! What the FUCK.

We really are at the point of so i was out in public and someone who may be a transgender dare spoke to me - cue national media billionaire backed outrage