Should’ve offered him some 40 grit sandaper

Ballbag Biggins

4 words

Did you try playing it in reverse?

Bellend

I reckon Edward VII would have been pretty open to that.

What a clown

Indeed! I read Tesco instead of Tesla 😂

Every little helps

Wood begets wood

When asked to confirm if this headline was true the man from Del Monte said Yes.

Addis Ababa?

Exterrrminated

YouTube video by Empire Biscuits Empire strikes back

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No one wants to be bit in the Bedminster area.

… might still work on channel 5 🤔

… but as she’s also dead that would be a morbid spectacle.

Good idea. She can sit in a bike side carriage like her erstwhile posh tubby mate used to. Just like old times.

Don’t fear the parallel park!

… except in England where Reform stormed the council elections. Worrying signs for the next general election.

So would you send that $100 to the yoga teacher who taught you flexibility or just send it to yourself

Krasnov needs a less obvious safe word than Stop. There’s only so much winning one president can take from Vlad the Impaler

I fit the “someone from Scotland” description. I’ve never heard that. You’re more likely to hear “it’s pishing doon”

Even I saw that move from China on rare earths in advance, these guys are unbelievably amateur

That abomination was the 1980’s

I wonder if that’s why he joined the couch humpers club, or maybe his dedication to that was more pure?

Seems remiss of you not to also throw in a shag and a swallow

She used the deep orange in the wrong part of the picture

Just the same whining prick I have to endure on my News feed constantly and seemingly forever.

A world wide boycott of both in protest would be a thing to behold