Rev Dick Scratcher

Her definition predates your dirty mind by decades.

“And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.”

Donald III by William Shakespeare

In a late night cabaret at a music festival we saw an Ewok burlesque dancer.
I can no longer watch Return of the Jedi.

Genesis 2:7

And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Remember, life begins with the first breath. Don’t let the anti choice campaigners tell you otherwise.

The rules don’t allow it. He can’t run as VP if he’s not qualified to run as president.

Galatians 3:28

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

He has no soul, nothing to mark him as human.
Fuck the world, I’m getting paid.

Proverbs 29:23

A man’s pride shall bring him low:
but honour shall uphold the humble in spirit.

Fuck off you stupid maga cunt.

A common reaction to Nookie the Bear.

Not a great poster, but a hell of a show.

Exodus and Deuteronomy expressly forbid graven images.
Henry VIII did far worse things to churches.

Wait till you hear what he did in Ireland.

I know what you mean, but Cromwell was an ideological iconoclast rather than a soulless thug.

He records the two of you on his webcam.
Whatever you do don’t log on to cheatingcheapskates.com

Did he claim there’d be a Russian war in Ukraine around the same time his colleague was taking money to support Russia in the European Parliament?

“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”

He died over 400 years ago, but Shakespeare seems to have known Trump.

Ah, got me.

Some of us know 70s theme tunes too.
🎼When the sun doesn’t shine and it’s cloudy and grey…

Right people, right time, just the wrong location?

RIP Bill and Ben.

Judex damnatur cum nocens absolvitur.
(The judge is condemned when the guilty is acquitted)
Pubilius Syrus 85-43BCE

And then they only repeat the second half of the statement.
The part I already heard because you’d got my attention then.

Me too

Jeremiah 4:22

For my people is foolish, they have not known me; they are sottish children, and they have none understanding: they are wise to do evil, but to do good they have no knowledge.

Fingers crossed for the tv adaptation 😬

It is just lovely.

The confessor is related to God?

Six Fruit Salads = three ha’pence.