👻nickORtreat🎃

I danced my titties off at the wedding and saw so many ppl I love. Ugh, my heart!

I'm in love

what a dream✨

Finally got to Golden and the trees are, well, golden!

Mom and Son road trip to Denver this weekend has me itching for the impending extended gossip conference and endless disco tracks; we might die from laughter, knowing us.

Sending love to you both :( this shit is hard.

Pretending it's Fall

Waking up to the news of her passing is not how I wanted to begin my Friday. 😭

I don't believe you'll be disappointed!

I grew up with all the Naked Gun movies. They are SO dumb, and also bring a playful (toxic), ridiculous joy I need right now (the world sucks). The new one is just as awful and hilarious. Liam Neeson taking over for Leslie Neislen is just 🤣 someone was like: they have similar names. 🤣

two flies got into the house and are hovering around me (exclusively)...i guess it's time to take a shower. 🧟‍♂️

😍

it me, ig 💍

I'll take them all!

I guess 30 years of using a computer everyday is finally catching up with my hands...big sad

It's cocktober y'all.

💀

And some Ekaterina Shelehova compositions 😭

Catch me listening to Warsaw Village Band for some spiritual release today. Fuck.

The response I got when I described the very disturbing dreams I had last night and how upset I am about them...I felt like I was going to puke when I read these words.

oh boy :(

boy, i overcooked it last night 😵‍💫

drunk and 🧱'd

Even at the very end of it all, I can be counted upon to continue dancing when disco and funk are coming out of the speakers 🕺🕺🕺

I want this all the time 😩

So real!

idk this made me laugh

I'm lactose intolerant, but my ethnicity overrides this concern 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷

And besides, this sheep's milk feta from Costco surprisingly SLAPS.

By your command.

I have been abstaining because the last time I was actively posting *content* my pics were spotted floating around the country (nudes are like microplastics in the ocean 🤣🤣).