The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”
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Managed to be crossing the street to In N Out as one was landing last year, that was fun.
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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Staying up until 5:30 AM was once enjoyable. Not right now. Stay safe out there!
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Be careful out there. Currently taking the long way around everything flying home from PNW. Expecting a five am siren wake up. Ugh.
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Report: DOGE staffers energized by potential invasion of Canada because so many of their girlfriends live there.
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Inhuman. Yes, that is something totally not alien people say. #SuperbOwl
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They still slapped, so all good?
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Praise be to Joe Tess.
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