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Rob | 34 | Posts about farts, used meatloaf, and people in spandex | A gorilla/capybara crossbreed in a gross human suit
Me “Lalala my cat is so beautiful. I love her so much”
Turtle *sneezes into my open mouth*
21.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 608 🔁 163 💬 49 📌 17
Spotify, I dunno what about my listening patterns gave the impression that I give a flying fuckaroo about Bruno Mars releasing a new album soon.
22.02.2026 09:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0postgame isn't real that's still just game
21.02.2026 08:17 — 👍 319 🔁 25 💬 10 📌 3getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...
20.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 6111 🔁 2405 💬 41 📌 90
Feeling blessed this Year of the Horse, even though these are very old.
Left Horse: Me
Right Horse: @liiiiiiizzzz.bsky.social
The problem is that kids today don't have classic role models like Dinobot from Beast Wars
20.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 25 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2Also US: Our Prez is decaying and decomposing right in front of our very own eyes
20.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Hyakujuu Sentai Gaoranger (2001)
Episode 45
My boyfriend was watching Shawn of the dead the other day, so I wanted to do a little doodle of him holding his cricket bat. 💜
💜 Daily #Skebuki No. 159
( #Sketch #Shawn #ShawnoftheDead )
I get blasted with bliss when the PS1 load up screen starts
18.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
HORROR FILM SAFETY 1. It's not "the wind." 2. Never split up. 3. Listen to the "crazy" guy. 4. Authorities are useless. 5. Avoid bathroom mirrors. 6. Refuse sewer-clown gifts. 7. Don't assume! Kill twice. 8. Children are evil.
Horror Film Safety
17.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 2373 🔁 551 💬 146 📌 78while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
18.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 2144 🔁 424 💬 34 📌 15Insomnia's a hell of a drug.
18.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“.. We could spend the whole day reacting to every buffoonish spectacle coming out of the White House, but that's exactly what they want: for us to lose focus …
Don't be distracted by the noise; watch what they are doing to your rights while you stare at the screen.”
This just unlocked a primal memory of holding my Astro Morpher up to the microphone, and playing that weird song (which I, later on adulthood, found out was the Megaranger theme), because it sounded all deep and funky through the voice changer.
18.02.2026 05:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🟥💰⬜️🚸🟦🎨
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☝️👱♀️👉📈
17.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 226 🔁 51 💬 2 📌 1
🥀🐞📈5️⃣
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Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
Here it is, your moment of zen.
17.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 15723 🔁 3937 💬 42 📌 70they should invent a human brain that doesn't catastrophize.
17.02.2026 07:02 — 👍 370 🔁 40 💬 9 📌 6Wait, pushing your pinky back to 90 degrees isn't normal?
New superpower unlocked.
Screenshot of Cats from Zero Wing, the "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" game. Cats is saying "All your last 25 years are belong to us."
25 years of All Your Base!
deathgenerator.com#zerowing
Leon when he sees me eating my Caniac Combo No slaw Extra Toast Whoa! God damn, you're a big boy.
🍞
17.02.2026 05:08 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0do you think cats know how perfect they are
17.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 1370 🔁 106 💬 20 📌 525 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.
16.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 2597 🔁 1414 💬 53 📌 260We should have pet wakes because at least half the humans on the planet are cunts and won't be missed but every doggo or kitteh over the rainbow bridge is unbearable.
16.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 175 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 1Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
