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A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. ๐Ÿ’™

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We should send Trump to Huntsville Prison for Heinz-57 years. ๐Ÿ˜œ

04.11.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw, and he got himself flowers anyway. ๐Ÿ˜

04.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people are sitting at desks in a classroom with the words oooh oooh written on the screen . ALT: a group of people are sitting at desks in a classroom with the words oooh oooh written on the screen .
04.11.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Trump era Filet mignon. Yum....

02.11.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reggie... Reggie... Reggie.

01.11.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It must be TACO Trump day. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค” It's filled with Chicken Shit, not beef. ๐Ÿคข If you want lettuce, you have to go pick it yourself.

30.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom would have said, They both look like they have been rode hard and put away wet. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค”

29.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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D'oh!

29.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

29.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A "I Love Me Jacket" would be the first time he ever got a true hug. ๐Ÿคฃ

28.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where are the lightning bolts and his adopted son? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

27.10.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sad thing is, I don't know if this is a joke or not. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ

26.10.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@johnfugelsang.bsky.social This book needs to be placed in every motel/hotel across America. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

25.10.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks like many people will get what they voted for. They will tell themselves it's Obama or Biden's fault. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

25.10.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Piss? I'm taking a monkey dump after eating Taco Bell.

25.10.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your TV has one hell of a delay. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค”

25.10.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But, but, Hunter Biden. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

24.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not his Ballroom, it's his Laundry room for laundering money and taking bribes. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

I've been waiting for Trump to call Fort Knox, his Fort Knox.

24.10.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His diaper was full. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

20.10.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not the brightest people. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

19.10.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sesame street characters cookie monster and elmo are dancing ALT: sesame street characters cookie monster and elmo are dancing
19.10.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's doing me a favor. My brain tells my tongue Diet Coke poison. ๐Ÿคข

15.10.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the TV isn't already muted, my hand breaks the sound barrier, grabbing for the remote. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

12.10.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like the main people I conversed with here have gone back to the Nazi hellhole. I have to admit there's very little engagement here. My horror movie fam doesn't like how you can't post original GIFs here.

12.10.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coming to protect a church near you.

12.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or just walk into a store and say it's mine, I discovered it.

12.10.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Nobel Stink Prize. ๐Ÿคข

12.10.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yep, Trump's fit as a fiddle. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ The sad thing is his dementia is contagious and his disciples will spread this insanity.

12.10.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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