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@aliaharkonnen.bsky.social

Shitposting on main since #general Mayonnaise (IYKYK)

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Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

06.09.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 11967    πŸ” 9867    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 743

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

06.09.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*taps the sign*

06.09.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mayonnaise tastes like bland privilege.

There will be no further questions.

26.08.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay ... TIL about nonpolynomial.com, and happen to know a few folks who would UNDOUBTEDLY be interested (I'm not gonna @ y'all ... hope you enjoy it tho)

29.07.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

11/10, no notes.

29.07.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HOW TO BE NORMAL ABOUT PORN (directly interacting with creators edition)

Pornography!

Is an artistic endeavour. When you follow someone who posts hot sexy pics and has vids and and pics and maybe direct services for sale, it is okay to be a bit nervous! We don't have a script for this!
UNTIL NOW

13.04.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

not yet, but i'm about to ^_^

28.07.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this take is almost zero degrees kelvin.

My favorite alternatives (in no particular order, as funds allow): tidal, bandcamp, buying merch at shows

28.07.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hmm. I'm writing this down next to "expert sex change" and "power genitalia"

27.07.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sandworm. The Spice Must Flow. 

Actually just a cat wrapped in a towel edited to have blue eyes indicating a melange addiction.

Sandworm. The Spice Must Flow. Actually just a cat wrapped in a towel edited to have blue eyes indicating a melange addiction.

Sand Worm.
The Spice Must Flow.

27.07.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay, I *may* retire my magic wand for this ...

27.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Overheard @ the food court "you've got a friend in me"

Me: 😳

05.06.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same goes for Indian food.

If folks at a place don't have patience for white-people bullshit, and they're still around and rated that high, it *must* be good.

04.06.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

27.05.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
But ... You know what? Nah. Fuck this, I'm going to go eat a burrito.

But ... You know what? Nah. Fuck this, I'm going to go eat a burrito.

14.05.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a cartoon character ALT: a black and white drawing of a cartoon character
11.04.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also:

*fuck*. This makes me feel grizzled and ancient.

11.04.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But for conditionally assigning *one of* two expressions to a *single* variable it gets even better ... this optimization works *sometimes* in *some* languages for *some* compiler flags (looking at specific C89 code/compilation here), and a lot of us have developed this as a general habit.

11.04.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, they were trying to assign multiple variables via ternary?!

... god *damn*

Generally speaking the expression evaluation rules are dictated by language spec, and stuff like C/C++ won't even *evaluate* the second case if the first is satisfied (even Java's been fixed in the last 20 years) ...

11.04.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ambassador Spock modeling the proper β€œfuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.

10.04.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 23358    πŸ” 6432    πŸ’¬ 363    πŸ“Œ 402

It's easier to do it from command line anyways.

I'll take standard unix utilities for $800, Alex:
sort -n -t . -k 1,1 -k 2,2 -k 3,3 -k 4,4 <(
for i in {1..1000}; do
printf "%d.%d.%d.%d\n" $((RANDOM%256)) $((RANDOM%256)) $((RANDOM%256)) $((RANDOM%256))
done
) | tee sortedIps

10.03.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has very "early Thrice" vibes ... Hecking LOVE IT 🀘

01.03.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@happylabwest.bsky.social is amazing, and is responsible for my wild colors, so check her out if you're in Orange County (or don't mind travelling there)!

13.02.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Proxied for a friend:

"I just boofed prog and I'm puppy-coded"

... What a good girl she is.

13.02.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't mind me, I'm just directly filling the #shitpost table from pgAdmin4 ... *although*, I could do that more efficiently with a shell alias using psql ...

10.02.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... People are still using Blackberry these days? Damn. smh

09.02.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Backend code, document db, and all 🀞

08.02.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if there's a stale dns entry out there we could hit to see if the old stuff is still there *somewhere*.

Probably not, though >_<

08.02.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I have to update the sign to "Giant Meteor 2025"?

08.02.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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