Lamp of Yinzuur

Joe Rogan is simply the most famous rube in the world

That's his job, that's his talent, that's his function

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

Home, by Vesseles 9 track album

A friend of mine messaged me and told me that his coworker has a band he thought I'd enjoy. So I check them out, decent stuff, and I see that none other than @sewage666.bsky.social worked with them on their album. So that's fun. Anywho, check out Vesseles.

vesseles.com/album/home

Both require you to not be wearing pants

Saw them open for Primus in 98(?) and the crowd was NOT having it. All the weirdo tweeker rednecks that came out in droves to see Les Claypool were like wtf is this shit

If you're opposed to the hemp ban - and you should be - all I ask is that you consider that maybe other substance bans are just as baseless. Maybe other crimes are also profit driven. Maybe you're judging people who didn't do anything wrong. Maybe you judge people because you've been propagandized.

A purple hoffman condor 20in bike

I was trying to find a freestyle 20in with front and back brakes and a gyro and all that shit but it's impossible to find on all the new bikes. Then I saw this anniversary edition of the bike I coveted when I was 14 and it was over. Tossed in some green aftermarket parts and bam.

I don't think we as a society prepare parents enough for the day when they have to sit their child down, look them dead in the eye, and lie right to them, that doing their homework is important. 😭😭😭

On November 11, 1887, four anarchists were hanged, after being found guilty of murder of a cop in Chicago's Haymarket Square, though the prosecutor admitted that they were actually tried for being anarchists.

A got a BMX bike for my midlife crisis. The hoffman I wanted as a kid. I should ride it more

One of my favorite records ever.

Every time I see feddermans vote on something it makes me wanna kick his dumb fucking balls up through the roof of his dumb fucking mouth.

Now see, when I see the name wooly booger, it makes me think of 4-wheeler tires

Oppentimistic?

a black and white photo of a woman in a black dress Alt: a black and white photo of a woman in a black dress Wtf even is that description? It's a gif of someone with long hair, windmill headbanging.

Brutal

Gah, I forgot the alt text, my bad. It's Bart Simpson wearing Abe's dentures and smiling real big at Maggie.

WELCOME TO TARGET

I haven't seen Vom for a minute

My MIL's house is like that. I imagine squirrels and chippies in there stumbling around. Sometimes flying squirrels show up tho, so that's fun.

“We should feed the military first”

If the military wanted to keep snap benefits they wouldn’t have voted by a large margin for the man planning to cut snap benefits. If they can find their way thru basic training they can find their way to food bank like everyone else.
Welcome to the class war.

Dolly Farton

Actually, Frankenstein isn't the name of the monster, and "Frankenstein's monster" is also not referring to the creature, but rather the doctor's monster dong

Source: Mary Shelley, probably

If you are going to call your _living room_ a liminal space, there had best be some extreme Philip K Dick shenanigans or you need to look the word the fuck up.

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Any place good people can gather can become a good place if those people make it, and keep it.

Now, instead of a sandwich, a brick?

Idk if it's related at all, but for me the app crashes constantly. Also, it won't let me save photos a lot of the time. Shit is janky

So, which band is this so I know to not waste my time?

They're ALL nice mushrooms, Luke.

Don't forget your soup!