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Teacher. Adult Beverage Enthusiast. Mom. MSC, EJC, AMC. β€œThe ones we love never truly leave us.”

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tobey on the latest season of the great british baking show saying "Paul [Hollywood]'s not really dishing out handies this season"

tobey on the latest season of the great british baking show saying "Paul [Hollywood]'s not really dishing out handies this season"

god bless you #GBBO never change

10.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to tell you three is easier but that has us hanging by a thread some days.

15.06.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post vacation and Santa Cruz was so good to us.

13.06.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustrations of lemon sharks. They are called lemon sharks due to their yellow color. They do not actually taste like lemons

Illustrations of lemon sharks. They are called lemon sharks due to their yellow color. They do not actually taste like lemons

lemon sharks πŸ‹πŸ¦ˆ

30.05.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3754    πŸ” 1042    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5
A 16 oz can with a colorful, surreal illustration of a fish with a green head, yellow fins, and purple fur, surrounded by bubbles. Hand-lettered text reads: β€œFur-Bearing Trout.” The beer is a French-style lager brewed by West Kill Brewing in New York State. The artwork is by Dan Santoro. 

From the can: β€œBased on an old Canadian legend, the Fur Bearing Trout lives in the coldest waters of the Northβ€”growing fur to keep warm through the long winter months.”

A 16 oz can with a colorful, surreal illustration of a fish with a green head, yellow fins, and purple fur, surrounded by bubbles. Hand-lettered text reads: β€œFur-Bearing Trout.” The beer is a French-style lager brewed by West Kill Brewing in New York State. The artwork is by Dan Santoro. From the can: β€œBased on an old Canadian legend, the Fur Bearing Trout lives in the coldest waters of the Northβ€”growing fur to keep warm through the long winter months.”

Why, yes, I did buy beer based on can design again

05.05.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8386    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 67

Honestly wanting to take the year off next year. I love teaching but I miss my kids.

05.05.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The crud has gotten me and the baby. What a crappy end to the weekend.

05.05.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a MINUTE since I used this thing. Whew. E is 8mo, M is 3! (!!) and teaching is still kicking my butt.

03.05.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve done Carters, and Kohls. I also like Primary. Com

03.05.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel like I’m living in the upside down.

27.02.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We formula feed and so many people (including someone we personally know) all use donor milk. Their kids don’t have heath issues, they just think formula is *bad* and it makes me so annoyed.

16.02.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t been on here in a second (children probs) but..the crunchy moms in our area are making my eye twitch.

16.02.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For all the flak George Lucas gets for his writing, pretty hard to deny the "so this is how liberty dies" line is an unfortunately spot on banger.

21.01.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12069    πŸ” 1376    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 45
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Sagan was a prophet.

21.01.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12383    πŸ” 3018    πŸ’¬ 311    πŸ“Œ 192
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Lil man is such a cheeser!

22.01.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The people in these NFL clothing commercials are way too hot. Show us as we really are: Wearing giant sweatshirts glued to sofas and barstools, brushing crumbs off our laps.

13.01.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2993    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 18

This whole going back to work thing is kicking my ass. And I know it’s cuz my planning isn’t being used right lol πŸ˜‚

13.01.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Both babies rocking it at school, mom…still figuring it all out lol

08.01.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In this year, I wouldn’t put it past Jesus to stage a second arrival lol πŸ˜‚

08.01.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruh, I wish stuff I had bought on TPT had sample visuals for how to fill out some of their graphic organizers cuz my brain is not comprehending without a visual example

08.01.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This happened to me before I found out I was pregnant and my first year teaching cuz anxiety. For your sake, I hope it’s none of those.

08.01.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

M is back at daycare, e is contact napping on me, and I am thankful. What a rough end to the holiday

30.12.2024 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worn out but thankful for all the family time this weekend

16.12.2024 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not really a good snob but I really dislike the taste of jarred pasta sauce.

Today I (finally) learned I could just lightly sautΓ© chopped garlic and chili flakes in olive oil and then add a can of crushed tomatoes and it’s a very nice sauce that’s ready to go in like 5 minutes!!!

12.12.2024 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2211    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 16

I hate when I want to get the kids little sleepies and M’s size is sold out. She loves matching with brother but they don’t have a 3T turtle print.

09.12.2024 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Once upon a time," he said out loud to the darkness. He said these words because they were the best, the most powerful words that he knew and just the saying of them comforted him.

09.12.2024 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2885    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 30
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Christmas photos are going to be so cute this year!!

09.12.2024 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also BIG sad that one of M’s teachers is leaving (her last day is tomorrow) before E starts. We wrote her a nice thank you with a gift card

06.12.2024 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helped create our nursery space at church and I’m so glad to make something I wished I’d had when M was tiny. Can’t wait for E to use it.

06.12.2024 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. No that is not! I don’t blame you for not reading it. I love our rhyme bible-all of the religion but no violence. The kids Bible we got from our neighbor was WAY to intense for our Mika.

22.11.2024 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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