Not Mrz Nikki

Jack n the box tacos & egg rolls are a top tier breakfast

No flower arrangement feels “good enough” to take to mom’s burial 😞

2000's Booty Shakers

Gonna need to book a dysport appt after all the stank face I’ve made today

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I was reflecting on how important my pocket friends have been in my life when I got your notification, tbh

I hope I can do the same for others in return.

(Side note - I need your updated address for Christmas cards!)

But you’re not just an internet person! My “internet people” are literally the biggest support system I have. I am continuously validated, given wonderful advice, I’m heard & seen, I can relate to yall more than people around me irl - no one can convince me that internet friends aren’t real friends.

Thanks, my queen

I don’t feel bad anymore for waiting so long to start. It’s so heavy.

Finally making myself go through & organize photos for an album for my dad. Made it through hundreds of pictures - lost it on one of willow, waylon, and deesh 😭

7500 👵🏼 I am embarrassed

TIL there’s a limit for follows on IG????

And i reached it??

Feel this deeply

My threeeeeee and a half year old has started saying 6 7 😭😭😭😭

Fucking classmate RICHARD

Oh I like that!!

We are not going to be an elf on the shelf household.

How do I manage this, when my kid’s cousins and friends all have one?

YALL I got my refill and wooooooowwwweeeee the difference

Marshawn Kneeland died?! 😭

Pierced my ear this morning but slipped and now I’ve got a weird hole to heal 🤡

THERE WAS A GENERIC VYVANSE RECALL - I wasn’t imagining it 😮‍💨

so many people adopted (or worse, purchased) pets during early COVID and then dumped them 😭

spay/neuter is essential. one cat + her kittens can produce up to 420,000 cats in only 7 years

FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND CATS

Godspeed - they’re so great and so fucking terrible to own 😂😭

Making chili tonight
Greek chicken bowls
Layered spaghetti, broccoli, & salad

Leftovers the other nights!

Ohh that all sounds lovely!

What’s that weekly menu looking like this week?! 👀

Top with marinara & meat - don’t mix! Top with cheese (I like Italian blend) & cook at 350 til bubbly with golden edges.

I made a few & froze for friends with new babies - so easy and yummy

Ohhh I tried a recipe the other week that was so good & I’ll do it again this week! Brown 1# ground meat (I used venison but it calls for beef), diced onion, gp, s&p. Add 24oz marinara & simmer. Cook 1# spaghetti (I like the half length for kids), mix with 24oz Alfredo. Put Alfredo noodles in 9x13,

I’ll have it figured out by…lunch? 🤞 will report back!

That was so fast lmao

This is the correct way.