junkyard ambrose

"impotent father threatens to kill daughter's suitors to secure his right to dominate her" hits unFreudable levels of psychfuck when the daughter is a son & his suitor is the testosterone the aging patriarch violently mourns his own loss of

right. father angry his adult son won't smile like a shy little girl anymore. cuz all familial transphobia is a desperate death spasm for incestuous domination, duh

Trainspotting but they're all sparkledogs. especially Begbie

if you licked an ex rave girl swinger’s pasties after 2 weeks on an all expenses paid Bahamas cruise spent organizing orgies with her perma-sunburnt elderly boyfriend who gets his dick blown through the open fly of his khakis held up by a nautical flag belt, it would taste exactly like this

monster ultra paradise is so much worse. like actually baffling levels of straight perfume puke

you’re afraid of people irl so you went on the internet where there’s even more people

it's also worth remembering that your own language is not unencumbered by ambiguity, that the words you use are also polysemous and subject to disparate interpretation, and the appropriate response to this isn't a brittle rigidity, but curiosity and refinement.

top 10 movies that made me wanna write an essay about them

monster ultra sunrise is not good but maybe salvageable as a mimosa component for a crunk Sunday brunch with some churchgoers

IT’S UMA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

people discovering pro-ana via Wicked makes me feel like a war vet on July 4th & the fireworks are exploding into photorealistic portraits of Eugenia Cooney

it's called prosaic impressionism & it's mine

they want to straight up be stupid as dogshit, they want to be dumb as a puddle, but know that it doesn't matter because they can just say "i dunno man make the computer show me a whole ass movie I asked it to" and it just works and then they get paid for it and the person who did the work doesn't

in an art form that espouses the beauty of flesh at its ugliest I’d expect a more respectful curiosity for the machine’s mysteries but I guess some people ain’t really about this shit for realsies sad face

“manmade horrors beyond my comprehension” & it’s sick ass tech innovated specifically to save people’s lives

fungal cyborgs NOW necrobotics NOW lab grown meat NOW pig organ transplants NOW you losers can SNOOZE but I want COOL SHIT

Table Of Contents 1. Bottom-Eyes The Barrel Of The Future, Pulp Princess! 2. Fumata Nera Carousel 3. The Last Kangaroo Funeral 4. Touch Me Terror Complex 5. You Are Breaking My Heart With The Bluntest Instrument Imaginable 6. It's All In The Execution 7. Iron Lung Liquid 1: White Phosphorous Psychonova 8. Charles McLaughton Was Radicalized By Pain 9. Stood By Herself Against The Hills 10. Hard Times At The Apostle Ranch

No Child Soldier Left Behind, & Other Unfathomable Cruelties, in-progress table of contents.

Any publisher looking for a hideous weird-horror short story collection?

we’re maybe 3 months away from financial advice journalists manufacturing a third wave of mass anorexia chic with special pity for the glamorless saps relapsing au naturale (any% no ozempic no coke but zero/diet)

circles of hell goatse

spoilers for The Scene in cannibal novel being written right this very moment

writers always like "i wrote something" good that's what you're supposed to do

the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."

transphobia with a spray tan is crazy cuz that ain’t your biological skin tone

inflicting what some ignorant cowards may call "the worst adaptation of any book" on my friends

Recruited by the CIA at 15 you’ve just got to be shitting me

YouTube thumbnail stating Yukio Mishima is a real writer & Stephen King is a nerd

real writers commit seppuku

Anthony Bourdain, Dennis Cooper, & Eric Bogosian are the same beautiful man to me

Let's open those neural floodgates.

disembowelment scene cooked too long in my head & made me dream of squishing a dog like a bug with caramelized onion guts