The Astrodome

It is patriotic to pay $1500 for medicine!!!

One Nazi
Two Nazi
Three little Nazis

JD Vance is a shithead?

You’re kidding…

There is gravity on the moon… go to TikTok… see for yourself

Trump may be the most handsome, smartest child m0lest€r the world has known!

Oh… and where’s Melania? (She hates you more than America does)

We miss you guys. But seriously stay away. Probably nothing happens to you if you visit, but I can’t say it’s safe. President Cankles and his merry band of wannabe Nazis are insane and unpredictable.

We will see you all next summer! As an American, my family and I will be vacationing in Canada. Keep those elbows up, y’all!

* Except for the American citizens who have been illegally arrested and detained… oh, and except for the noncitizens with legal status… oh, and except for people who disagree with this administration’s bullshit

You know when you arrive super early to an event, then have to wait for everyone else to arrive?

That’s how I’ve been feeling for several years now

Mamdani has his final sales pitch to voters: “Cuomo says he’ll leave if I win!”

If the Rs wanted the govt open, it would be open

“Mr President, should Americans vote for you to have a Third Reich, even though the Constitution limits you to two?”

I was thinking of you, Joe. And that final BB was also intentional in my book. Now we just need a way to remove Ohtani from the game when he’s pitching

He’s fat, ugly and gross. Oh, and his wife despises him. His Cankles make me laugh, though

Maybe we should just tax rich people?

Can we try that, please?

Sorry, y’all

Our president is a f¥cking idiot

Do not come here until we get this mess straightened out

Miller should now explain what J6 was… and what sending federal law enforcement into cities on false pretexts is… forget 25th Amendment… it’s time to drag FDJT and the rest of his idiot cabinet out in handcuffs

I debate who is dumber: FDJT or his supporters

My GOP Congressman’s office tried to tell me the President can do what he wants… I interrupted— No. That’s the whole problem! The President has to follow rules, and if he doesn’t, it’s Congress’ job to remove him!

Still waaaaaaaay too kind

I’ll never shop @homedepotdeals.bsky.social again. I hope everyone joins me.

Wouldn’t the better option be to overlay a null sign or a giant “X” over a Nazi tattoo?

But if that tattoo work is not completed simultaneously, sorry, we democrats ain’t that big of a tent. You should do something to cleanse your soul other than run for office as a Democrat

Let’s be clear… here’s the ask: “Republicans need to stop being fucking crazy. And FDJT is the head of that insane snake.”

If FDJT was a king, would J6 have happened?

Congratulations!!!!

That ballroom won’t cost even $100MM

This is a mechanism for FDJT to launder donations (I.e., bribes)

Looking forward to the wrecking ball redecorating that ballroom

“My “son” is my accountability partner to keep me from viewing internet porn. Yeah, I’m really that fucking weird.” — Speaker Mike Johnson, who also looks exactly like every self-loathing closeted GOP gay man the world has ever produced

FDJT is an agent of destruction

He likely molested teenagers and is using the power of the presidency to bury the evidence… oh, and even his wife hates him