Me and some pals are going to throw in a bid…. not likely to get it but you never know….. would be silly to leave money like that on the table

In the same way I never saw the point in people getting Alexas or w/e, why would 99% of people need an autonomous AI bot to manage their diary?

Now that’s a cast!

This was fascinating to me because at first I thought 'wow, these people are a *lot* more talkative than the British contestants, gonna be hard for a Traitor to hide', but then you go 'oh, but they are saying *literally* nothing'.

I’d still probably give it to Hamnet for finding three genuinely good child actors plus Jessie Buckley

Very funny Oscars detail: “Sentimental Value” is nominated for four (!) acting awards but doesn’t feature in the (brand new) Best Casting category

In their quiet moments, do they ever wonder whether William Hague would have handled the rage virus outbreak better?

How often do you think the survivors in 28 Years Later think about the 2001 general election having been the final exercise in British democracy

Lenny from the Simpsons after being insulted by Ned Flanders saying “hey, I’ve only been here a few minutes. What’s going on?”

Iceland at Davos

“Some people cheer when they see Lionel Messi score a goal; I cheer when I see beautiful English written on a page.” Ryan Tubridy presenting The Ryan Tubridy Show, RTE Radio 1, submitted by reader

With the Tubridy sympathy-garnering blitz, remembered I have this saved on the phone (I think a Twitter mutual sent it to the Phoenix originally).

Feels like nobody mentions the fact that there’s a vampire in Marty Supreme

remember I was the only one who backed you on this

great idea 👍

Taoiseach highlights that the phone pouch scheme will stop children from accessing CSAM during school hours

yeh