Jeff Nachtigall

Pro tip: watch Siberian prison camp movies when you feel like nothing is going right.

@coolhandkas.bsky.social HBD!

It's always the chicken.

Positively Glowing "Me too," but make it weirdly formal; Follow, as rules, with "by"; "\_\_\_ Johnny!" (Classic reaction after being trapped in a hotel for 42 days); Less polite; \* *Kinda regular-ish*; Mess up on "The ...

I solved Brandon Cathcart's puzzle "Positively Glowing" in 10:29! crosshare.org/crosswords/N...

Feet pics or it didn't happen.

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I'm helping.

Have you tried rebooting it?

People love car-free spaces and will drive long distances to reach them.

And expect to drive through them and store their cars in them.

The website says they're for up to 10-12 years.

President Poopy Pants.

Toronto shopping street

Half of business owners on this Toronto street estimated that more than 25% of their customers arrived by car.

In fact, it was 4%.

And the % of customers who who walked or cycled? 72%.

Retailers routinely overestimate the # of “car customers.” Via @carltonreid.com www.forbes.com/sites/carlto...

The "rock and a hard place" idiom generally implies one of them showed up after you got there, not that you surveyed the horizon and then squeezed in. FFS.

I'm feeling this.
Today's Vitamin D (I went outside) was nice.

I don't post politically as much as I used to, or should, but did you know that every time Trump raises his voice aggressively at a podium it's because he's shitting his pants. Just giving it that little extra push. Like a useless baby, loud and shitty. Prove me wrong. You can't.

You see this, do it!

☽ pronouns: he/him
☽ height: 5’10” and shrinking
☽ zodiac: ENFP
☽ smoke: gouda
☽ tattoos: [redacted]
☽ piercings: two, same ear, grown in
☽ fav color: blue?
☽ fav drink: Dr. Pepper

There's nothing like a dead thermostat battery at -22° to remind you how to troubleshoot your house's systems at 6am.

I haven't watched a single olympic

The view out my front window in a residential neighbourhood. A coyote wanders down the middle of the street.

There's a coyote wandering around on our front street, driving my dogs CRAZY.

Helping a single young Dad of three, still grieving their mother’s loss, is struggling after job exploitation and no family support. Helping with food, clothing, a Chromebook, a vehicle, and stable work so the kids can stay in school and find stability.

Should I post more?
Will it help my brand?

At least I have time to binge good TV shows?

More like, life before I got here basically no longer exists, and I have little hope of anything ever getting better.

Being unemployed is a lot like being stuck in that town.

If you were still a Conservative MP last week, well, I know enough about what you stand for, no matter what else you do with your life.

Nothing new there.

Watching "From" and seeing the parallels with my life right now.
That's probably not good.

you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?

I made this same mistake.

Who's voice are you hearing this in?