There is no wall.

The Ring

Joe Rogan?

We are basically in the middle of a cold civil war right now. One side is attempting to capture the government. The other is waking up late and fighting back.

It's tough.

A butt hole is just a play doh factory for poop

Planning to conquer Bluesky now?

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Fart. Shit.

Oil. But protecting critical infrastructure is a part of any conflict. Or at least, should be.

Right. Which is why I said we were protecting it from the consequences of our own actions.

You're not wrong about the motivation for the war, but I would have done the same thing. Protecting critical infrastructure is a logical choice.

Of course, we were protecting it from the consequences of our own actions... But I still would have protected it.

Call it in as a hostage situation next time. Or a home invasion.

@missfannie.bsky.social I gotta say, it seems like Murkowski would have ratted out Anne Frank for a better tax deal.

Oh god, now I can't unsee it

We're so cooked

Me too

He decided not to run. Not saying the DNC is working well, but he wasn't ousted.

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Shielding immigrants with my clit so ICE will never find them

He... Didn't want someone who looked like a movie star? Because... Huh??

I think you won more than you lost in that transaction.

So... It's gonna be on camera? You're doing fetish customs?

Ohhh waitttt... because... Double entendre... Right, right, of course...

I guess so long as the head consents...

Ohhh wait MOUNTING like on the... OK yeah

If I drink dairy my root chakra gets angry AF.

It makes me sad because there are so many incredible women out there. If these men would just give 50% of the effort the women do, they would be in a happy marriage.

BG3 recently. Chrono Trigger back in the day

And so I would have expected to get an even worse situation when the next one moved out.

Also, I learned the hard way not to trust my property management company. They screwed my last tenant over and me at the same time.

I was a landlord for several years (was underwater on the place after 08 market crash). I had to spend way more than one month of rent usually after a tenant moved out.
I guess I could have skipped it but then it would set the tone for the next tenant that I was going to treat them like shit.

Truth. I also don't think Jenna Ortega is so great, but maybe it's because she gets cast in bad productions where they expect her to overcome terrible scripts.

It doesn't matter because Trump doesn't honor his agreements.

Can he give the President a big hug and a kiss?