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@jamiekcontreras.bsky.social

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Bleets

26.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jealous

25.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfucker

25.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that…sweat

20.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, not with his bare hands

20.11.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would print and frame that if I were you

19.11.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid, you’re not going to pass the exam unless you start taking this stuff seriously

19.11.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ§›

09.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman wearing a blue and white dress . ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a blue and white dress .
07.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fuck?

06.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They sure are

05.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they charge the condiment enhancement

04.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFull-blown marijuana”

31.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

UGH, YES. And emboli

17.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not convinced it was a Freudian slip. More like a β€œdon’t say that out loud” slip

08.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Divine Providore πŸ˜‰

08.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That smile

07.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oops! All Foyers

06.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bananas

03.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. It’s impossible to concentrate.

30.09.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

27.09.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The brunch lines have been sort of long

27.09.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't anymore, I simply can't

23.09.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Jimmies Kimmel

23.09.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re not…people

09.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yield? YIELD??

09.09.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. It’s been 30 years and I’m still mortified

31.08.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vegetables schmegetables. Who needs β€˜em anyway

30.08.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof

28.08.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#teamargo

26.08.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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