The Hell Express

Adding a lot of people to the Liberal Cringe list this morning.

We always ask “who are we dunking on” but never ask “why are we dunking?”

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I can’t find it, but I saw a TikTok where this door lady was listing all of Trumps recent L’s and it quite literally gave me life. I have to find it.

But how fast?

Might have to take a break from Bluesky. With everything being so negative and fucking ridiculous right now, my mental health is suffering a bit. Be back in a week unless something crazy happens!

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Back in the day, people would do that at the store I worked at. I would call someone and have a loud convo with them. They would usually leave. Gotta assert dominance with these clown college dropouts

Even though I block the “BREAKING” phrase and tag (because people who say “BREAKING” almost never include a source for their BrEaKiNg news), it still shows up because it’s a fucking picture now. Bullshit ass clickbait

If you’re able to, turn on Advanced Data Protection on iPhone as well.

Use the Recovery Key option and don’t put the Recovery account as the person traveling with you, if applicable.

How to Enter the US With Your Digital Privacy Intact Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy. Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data.

Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy, not only for non-citizens but for Americans as well.

Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data:

Tell me what to yeet into the harbor and I’ll be there in 10

I swear to fucking god, if I didn’t have to work or kids or what the fuck else I’d just stay home and disassociate for the next 90 days.

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Reminder:

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Ohh "America First" was a hit list

Fuck those woke ass penguins - MAGA, probably

@chriswu.com you should put a link to your app and a link to your website in your bio. If Bluesky doesn’t allow that then please disregard.

Have a lovely evening.

It’s 2025, wtf is a camera phone 😂😂😂

Someone please put me / @athlos team in touch with Rhea's family. I'm gonna personally buy her all the gear she needs for a season. -Alexis Ohanian

Just helping Alexis locate this girl.💙

Liberal memes need to be way less cringe and way more informative/actually funny.

Inside DOGE’s Plan to Invade the Treasury—and Throttle USAID Court filings show that from the earliest days of the second Trump administration, Elon Musk’s DOGE had a plan to infiltrate US Treasury payment systems—and turn them against USAID.

SCOOP: From the beginning of Trump’s administration, DOGE had a plan to monitor USAID payments and was preparing to use US Treasury systems to halt them, according to new court documents, emails, and affidavits obtained by WIRED.

Cocaine?

I think we’re forgetting the “cum cups for Vance” thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of those cups had actual semen in them 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

The only time we see the bodies of all the poor Palestinians killed over the last 1+ years is if someone on socials shares it. The US media machine doesn’t give a shit about them and neither does any administration involved in these kinds of strikes. You’re right but also it’s not surprising

Cultists gonna cult, I guess 🤷‍♂️