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Uncle Matt

@unchellmatt.bsky.social

Crank. Curmudgeon. Cocktail enthusiast. Just ziss guy, you know? Total mushball around doggos, but will go completely to pieces around llamas. Big flurfs who will straight up murder a coyote or bobcat and spit in your eye just for the lulz? ❤️❤️

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Latest posts by unchellmatt.bsky.social on Bluesky

Good thing you bowed down to them there, Chuck. Say, those people who will either see their health care premiums skyrocket or lose their the care altogether? Like, can they just, you know, pound sand? #retire

10.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So it's NOT, regardless of what anyone else might say, The Epstein Ballroom? What if it was like #TheEpsteinBallroom, would that be OK? It could have the #releasethefiles kitchen.

23.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
GitHub - epstein-docs/epstein-docs.github.io at 404media.co Contribute to epstein-docs/epstein-docs.github.io development by creating an account on GitHub.

Oh look! Epstein files! Good thing no one would see this.

github.com/epstein-docs...

18.10.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People always used to ask, "How low will Republicans go to protect and pander to Donald Trump?"

Thanks to Ted Cruz, we now have our answer.

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*HICseth and Cheetolini are like a dumbed down Dumb and Dumber.

01.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Yakety N*zis
YouTube video by Matt B Yakety N*zis

apparently my wish has been granted youtu.be/2x5-JtDhTns?...

29.09.2025 03:21 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Give them Tylenol PM so they only get autism when it’s night time.

25.09.2025 00:52 — 👍 146    🔁 19    💬 3    📌 2

Good thing you’ve done so much to stop him.
Oh…… wait, that must have been someone else. Back to doing nothing like you were before, slick.

04.08.2025 18:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tariff's are a Tax on the working class and businesses. The only tax cuts he gives are to the wealthy.

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The Gestapo at work.

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New book drop…

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I’m standing next to a woman and we’re holding her sign together: “STEPHEN MILLER IS A LITTLE BITCH!”

I’m standing next to a woman and we’re holding her sign together: “STEPHEN MILLER IS A LITTLE BITCH!”

I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

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This pup deserves treats for life!!🦴💙🩵

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This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend.
statuskuo.substack.com/p/just-for-s...

14.06.2025 16:18 — 👍 1831    🔁 218    💬 25    📌 9
Black graphic with text "The ACLU has sued every U.S. president since our founding over a century ago. Holding presidents to account is what we do." In the lower right corner is a yellow-tone photo of people protesting.

Black graphic with text "The ACLU has sued every U.S. president since our founding over a century ago. Holding presidents to account is what we do." In the lower right corner is a yellow-tone photo of people protesting.

We won't allow our rights to be trampled.

14.06.2025 22:11 — 👍 1183    🔁 143    💬 12    📌 5
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What are the Vegas odds it rains 🌧 like a mother🤬er?

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Cartoon of Musk in the card section of a store, reading a card from the “ sorry I called you a pedophile” section

Cartoon of Musk in the card section of a store, reading a card from the “ sorry I called you a pedophile” section

13.06.2025 16:18 — 👍 116    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 1
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Hypocritical bigots, if you ask me.

11.06.2025 14:21 — 👍 5553    🔁 1853    💬 211    📌 83

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