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Shitposter and shit poster. Aspiring scholar of the first sin. Opinions are mine alone. He/him https://addamkearney.com/

95 Followers  |  330 Following  |  938 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2023  |  2.3245

Latest posts by katanasquirrel.bsky.social on Bluesky

I got LAN cables if anyone else needs one.

This CRT monitor is going to need a forklift to move, though.

13.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

13.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17090    πŸ” 5327    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 351

You miss 99% of the shots you don't take.

13.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You actually only miss 99% of the shots you don't take.

13.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

One simply must reach the enlightened state of "it sucks and it's great."

10.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2850    πŸ” 921    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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Eat my sharts

09.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 26004    πŸ” 6089    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 111
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a man in a leather jacket is standing in a dark room . ALT: a man in a leather jacket is standing in a dark room .
08.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The odor at that protest should be categorized as a biohazard, because you KNOW it's bad.

Like pickles, asshole, and that smell from your really poor childhood friend's family home that was ALWAYS there.

08.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your dog after installing brand new carpet in your house.

07.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Binkley Gimpley really said he made some bad life choices in the past. Somehow, I think those ones were better than the ones he's making now.

07.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Evidence, Irregular Sudoku by Prasanna Seshadri
The image shows our thinky protagonist looking with a magnifying glass under their covers at a couple cute mice.

The Evidence, Irregular Sudoku by Prasanna Seshadri The image shows our thinky protagonist looking with a magnifying glass under their covers at a couple cute mice.

Thinky Dailies is a daily puzzle game that follows the story of a curious protagonist! The Professor Layton games were a big inspiration when designing this puzzle adventure!

thinkygames.com/dail...

06.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TNA feeling like they need to step in to fill the powerful abuser power vacuum that Vince leaving left.

06.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you ready for "Shadow of the Beast + Bionic Commando"?
I have a Launch Date for ChainStaff! πŸ₯³
It's hitting Steam, Switch, Playstation, and Xbox all on April 8th.
Full trailer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR_O...
Store links below. Pre-order is also up for Switch/Xbox!!!

04.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 12
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Lot of attention and new followers today, and want to keep the kind vibes going and pay it forward.

Will donate ALL proceeds from Cameos until 2/13 to Lancaster Neighbor Fund, who supports immigrants right in my city of welcome. Kindness onward.

cameo.com/bryceremsburg

06.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1844    πŸ” 619    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 31

If they had any kind of actual shame, they'd end their public careers in the same way that Budd Dwyer did.

05.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The administration: No.

Chuck: Oh, okay then. Can we at least get some training for them.

The administration: Fuck you.

Chuck: Oh, okay then. Can you at least validate my parking?

The administration: We hope you die.

Chuck: Oh, okay then.

05.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Did a rich white guy, who dictated that his news team needed to adhere to his own personal worldview, write this?

...oh wait....

05.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.

05.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1864    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 8

❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ NES
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ SNES
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ N64
β€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ GameCube
β€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ Wii
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€ Wii U
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ Switch
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€ Switch 2

πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ Game & Watch
β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ Game Boy
πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ Virtual Boy
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ GB Color
β€οΈπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ GB Advance
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ–€ Nintendo DS
❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ Nintendo 3DS

05.02.2026 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s right!!!

05.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4397    πŸ” 558    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 21

I just want a candidate who has the same skin in the fucking game as the rest of us.

I think that's what a majority of people want. Trump was able to cosplay as an "everyman" while being a pedophilic racist rapist, who robbed the country.

Imagine how successful a working class candidate could be.

04.02.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what would be the biggest political layup of all time? If you're planning to run in 2028, go to Minneapolis right now.

Fuck, I might actually vote in the presidential election again if you did that.

04.02.2026 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After Clinton ignored the rust belt and lost what should have been the layup of the century, the terminally online DNC riders sent me DMs saying I was directly responsible for Trump.

And trust me, people who think about politics like this are actually way too online.

04.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a Bernie primary voter (oh, and since I am in Michigan, my vote actually mattered, unlike a ton of other states in the primaries) in 2016.

When Clinton got the nomination, I told people that even if I wasn't a fan of Clinton, she was the better choice.

04.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: In 2020, almost every other candidate "mysteriously" dropped out of the race and unanimously endorsed Biden.

And, entirely unrelated, they all seemed to get jobs in the Biden admin. or get special attention by the president.

It's almost like you are damned if you do, and if you dont.

04.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, did Bob Candidate actively plow through homeless encampments?

Yeah, then they're not a viable candidate.

04.02.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, as somebody who voted for Bernie in the primary in 2016, then told everyone I knew that even though I wasn't a fan of Clinton, she was the better choice and people should vote for her, you have my sympathies.

I, apparently, had more to do with that loss than the entirety of her campaign!

04.02.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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