Night of the Living Dad

Oscars Add Best Stunt Design Category Starting in 2027 A stunt design category is coming to the Oscars in 2028.

It's about friggin time!

Teenjus

At some point in life, we all have to ask ourselves the important question of what's more important to us: our kids or Walton Goggins in skinny jeans?

My wife: What number comes after 5?
My son: I'm playing with my penis!

Oscar-winning Palestinian director attacked by Israeli settlers and arrested No Other Land director Hamdan Ballal attacked by armed settlers in West Bank before being handed to Israeli military, witnesses say

Less than a month after a documentary depicting the plight of Palestinians living in Israeli-occupied Gaza won an Oscar spotlighting the struggle for millions of people, the Palestinian co-director is assaulted and turned over to the Israeli military. Nobody currently knows where is.

I would like Weezer's "Heart Songs" not to be stuck in my head

The first two movies I never got on DVD from Netflix were Eraserhead and Grumpy Old Men

I have now been listening to ABBA for three straight days and I'm not even ashamed

I saw a high school performance of Mamma Mia! last weekend and, I gotta say, I understand where @blueshirtsbreak.bsky.social is coming from now

I often get Larry Ellison and Harlan Ellison mixed up

Facebook be like "People You May Know" and then shows me pictures of people I never knew existed before

Help I cannot stop listening to ABBA

Apparently Trump is actually pro-trans

.....wut

You could swap out the text for any Ed Burns film and it would look like any other Ed Burns film

When the GOAT speaks, you listen

Happy Captain Cook Day to all who celebrate

Insane that Linda McMahon's answer to protecting kids from school shootings is to have them face their would-be assailants at Hell In a Cell

"It's so gooey" are not words you want to hear describing a sandwich

Oh, you like movies? Name one

As a very tall person, I've become more sympathetic to people who are surprised by my height because when I see someone who is taller than me, I am surprised by their height

Can't wait to see how Adams tries to either take credit for it or support its dismantling

If you had asked me today if I expected to hear a smooth jazz instrumental cover of "Until I Hear It From You" by Gin Blossoms, I would have answered "no"

Bill Cassidy is a fucking coward

For any of my Canadian friends out there

This is an A+ joke. 10/10. No notes.

nazis are all admitting that it was a nazi salute and that they all want to normalize it but the media is spending time debating whether it was a “awkward gesture” or not

The Substance got 5 Oscar nominations so I can go home now