austin

Taking poison damage by being alive

also i can’t remember my bank password and i don’t know if i have it in me to reset it again.

went to publix to buy nyquil and the cashier went to id me and said she had to because “it’s POSSIBLE” that i was under 35

i always get sick at the most inconvenient times it’s def god punishing me for being kind and sweet all the time

paper towels i’m not so picky but i like the scott ones! but i mean like reusable kitchen cloths

everything is brands silly

i really really want malls to make a comeback idk

honestly this was just one dead wing of the mall, the rest was surprisingly active.

so upset that i haven’t found the perfect brand of cleaning towels yet

Went to a mall today it was kind of a vibe. super disappointing food court tho

just say it’s a basque cheesecake and they’re burnt on purpose

christening this account w its first slut pic

should i be a slut on here

one of these guys is literally the juiciest meaty man I’ve ever seen in my life no joke. Like jiggle jiggle as he walks it’s insane and should be illegal

One of your girls started playing… my Spotify account said keep dreamin sister

absolutely!!!!! it was Airbnb corporation

banned from twitter for saying that someone should be sh*t

is this thing on

let’s rideeeee!

Hello