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I was having a day. This has never happened to me before. As soon as they started playing, I was calm. Do it again, www.facebook.com/share/p/15KY....

YouTube is scary. I was watching a news clip about Comrade Gabbard. I had left it on "play next video." I'm now watching Idiocracy.

I just called to make an appt with the eye dr
They asked if it was for a check-up. I was trying to explain light halos when I'm driving at night, my cataracts,or the other thing. I said,"I want to say'stigmata',but that's not the right word. ASTIGMATISM! Thanks for playing ADHD Scrabble with me."

I try to keep the dogs from going under my deck. Mostly because it's dirty and Violet is a white dog.
She keeps finding a way in and then has trouble getting out. I used bricks on the open side of the stairs. Tonight, I finally have a photo of her getting "Bisquit-ed." Enjoy

I had a minor procedure last week. I'm feeling better,and I asked what the deal is with the penguins 🐧
I laughed until I was wheezing.

I sold some gold beads that I had removed from a chain. 10kt $23, baby! I can buy 2 eggs 🥚

I had to fix the dogs' toy.
It's perfect

I am at the point where I will pay you to take inventory out of my house

Advice please
Best language app?

Apparently, some dude, formerly known as Kanye West, hates all Jewish people and loves Hitler. Who's gonna tell him Hitler would have tossed Kanye in the ovens just before he tossed the rest of us in?
Read a book, Ye(?) Your ignorance is showing.

Man, I am so proud of my dog. Violet looks like she just came home from a pub crawl

Hey!
Considering recent events,
are we paying the IRS this year?
Asking for everyone on Earth

Maybe he's trying to open the walnut?

So has anyone told the Orange Führer that he's not eligible to be a citizen because his mother was born in Ireland? She was a British citizen. Took her 14 years to become a nationalized citizen?

We sure are entitled.
Assholes.

United Health Care wanted a PA for 1 of my meds. UHC CS doesn't have access to brand and
generic names of drugs. My doctor:
I asked the pharmacist if this was their "trick" to be able to deny someone if we mistakenly or intentionally put in brand or generic names. his comment was "it depends"

I swear to the FSM, they just like going to the vet and are just fucking with us

We can't we vote for a recall?

So all the money WE THE PEOPLE paid into SS is still available for seniors and SSDI?

We've got to stop the The Orange Führer.

I was just sorting through old pictures, and something was tickling me neck
Also, I keep putting my fingers on the pictures to try to zoom in.

2025 - The Return

That is terrifying. Why is he even there?

Good to know

When I ride my bike, I yell, "Hi Pupper!" to every dog I see. Once, a guy yelled "Hi" back. I yelled back, "I wasn't talking to you! Are you a pupper?"

People are stupid

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I start fights with nurses all the time
Are you saying I have to wait to be in a hospital?
*I don't really start fights with nurses, but I need to know, just in case.

ABSOLUTELY

This might be the best picture of Violet I've ever taken

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