Medusa Oblongata

Heeeey you're never going to see this but you're a piece of vapid, weaselly garbage and after your ass finally gets primaried the fuck out of office in 5 years I hope you enjoy the cushy think-tank job you retire on, you foetid shit-stain.

Oh god that dumb motherfucker is in office until 2031, how goddamn depressing

I'm a Kaine constituent and I approve this message.

KEEP HIM SCARED. Don't cave. Don't cave or it was all for NOTHING.

Don't cave. You're in dicey waters already re: being primaried. Don't make it worse.

See if Hem-Oh-Roiddz is right for you!

They're hoping blaming the shutdown on the democrats will make the armed forces attack them.

And any merch? Wtf?

Texas voters approve constitutional amendment that requires US citizenship to vote in the state BY THE ASSOCIATED PRESS U.S. citizenship is already required to register to vote in Texas.

AMERICA, THEYDIES AND GENTLETHEM.

Meme which says "IF YOU BUILD IT YOU OWN IT"

That's nice.

My first one was riddled with cartoon kitten assholes (which was delightful!) but this was in second place by only, like, two seconds.

INSURANCE SINCE APRIL.

Fuck 'em. If there's fraud it's on the gov't, not the people using their services.

And even if it's not, WHAT DO YOU CARE? ARE THEY RAIDING YOUR FRIDGE? DID THEY USE THE LAST OF THE CHEERIOS? NO? THEN STEP OFF AND MIND YA DAMN BUSINESS.

BUT WHAT ABOUT FRAUD MY dear gentle motherfuckers, I spent SIX MONTHS trying to cancel my Medicaid including leaving my caseworker several messages with name, ID number and last 4 of SSN and they STILL didn't turn it off until they couldn't renew it BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ON MY COMPANY'S

Nice try, but being from the 70s myself, I know that's actually an OFFICIALLY LICENSED Six Million Dollar Man costume.

Man, I miss my Snoopy costume that was a mask, and a jersey with a picture of Snoopy on it. :(

In my head....

CALIFORNIA GIRLS, THEY'RE SO MANIACAL
something something something THE STABBING DON'T STOP

This is poetry.

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I am merely a (now two year!) resident of The Bog, but I wanted to say "hell yeah" at your amazing quilts!

Just occurred to me: has anyone written a parody of the Christmas carol "The Holly and The Ivy" as "The Harley and The Ivy" yet? Because they should.

Showers are primarily for long-haul truckers who don't necessarily have time or money for motels. Nice classism you have going there, though.

This. As you said, in thread people were unable to replicate the issue so it's probably a glitch.

Great job (/s) OP did reposting it without context; he's usually more on the ball than this.

YIL but same!

In other words, you're 100% here for the AI slop, even though it's absolutely a tool of fascism.

Have fun with that, I guess.

Shitty AI is shitty AI even if you agree with the message. Knock it off.

I mean, Paul "Rainbow Connection" Williams, so...

Sorry, he's just such a great songwriter and it's criminal how few folks seem to know it these days.

Rake the leaves! Bag the leaves! Pay someone to come get the leaves! Then, in the Spring, pay them to come back and spray your shitty, inefficient lawn with leaf chemicals to make it grow!

GENIUS. For the landscaping company, anyway.

Puttin' On Airs is great. Sixteenth Minute hasn't updated in a few months but also great. If you've never checked out The Dana Gould Hour it's a gas. How Did This Get Made is usually all right. One Song is fantastic.

I mean hard agree!!

I'm pretty sure in a lot of cities you'll get a ticket for doing this.

"Can't fight Nazis...."

....with a guy with a Nazi tattoo, you deliberately obtuse fuck.