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Christopher J. Swan

@ohhichristopher.bsky.social

πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Gay fella (partnered) 🌈 I celebrate our differentness πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Comms guy + Founder of Accidental Information + My Big Story podcast + Board Member at Village Network of Petaluma πŸ“ Petaluma, CA πŸ‘‰πŸΌ http://chrstphrswn.co/AllTheThings

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Downside of switching contract gigs regularly, especially when switching consulting companies: you have to take security and sexual harassment training over and over again β€” at the consulting company and at the client. And they are never not boring.

16.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First day at a new gig. It’s remote except one day a week when I commute 2.5 hours in the car, each way. Today was that day. Exhausting.

15.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love those moments. I was literally just looking out the window from the sofa, watching the rain while eating a late lunch, thinking how cozy this feels.

13.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds perfect. I really like the views in the hills with mist and fog.

12.10.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like hiking in drizzle, too especially when it’s slightly chilled.

11.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A great one!

10.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rubs and a massage.

04.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. Gotta keep the prime real estate in good condition.

04.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over the last 3 days, I have been sitting in my home office working feverishly on my new biz β€” so much sitting that my ass actually hurts. It's all fun and games until your ass hurts, fellas. πŸ˜¬πŸ˜†

03.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks my friend.

01.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a wrap. My work contract ended today. I'm taking a little time off and I am very lucky to be starting another gig soon. I feel thankful for the last gig, relieved to have another (the job market stinks!), and excited to be building my own biz as a longterm career goal. Let's go!

01.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's rough. Hope it's better than expected.

30.09.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yum and with BBQ?!

30.09.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought about different arms but didn't want my right arm sore. My left is a little sore today but not too bad. I'm glad we both got our vaccines!

30.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks perfect.

29.09.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks

29.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll be great to stream movies and shows without a modem.

29.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. Wordsmith.

29.09.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. Seems like a no brainer, but I know it’s not true for some.

29.09.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smart fella.

29.09.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man with a graying beard, dark-rimmed glasses, and a dark t-shirt is taking a selfie indoors. He is smiling and has two bandages, visible on his left upper arm, suggesting he has recently received injections. He is wearing a black smartwatch with a white patterned band on his left wrist. In the background, two framed abstract artworks with black shapes on a white background are visible on a light yellow wall.

A man with a graying beard, dark-rimmed glasses, and a dark t-shirt is taking a selfie indoors. He is smiling and has two bandages, visible on his left upper arm, suggesting he has recently received injections. He is wearing a black smartwatch with a white patterned band on his left wrist. In the background, two framed abstract artworks with black shapes on a white background are visible on a light yellow wall.

Acquired my flu and Covid vaccines and now just waiting for my superpowers to install.

29.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
A trans flag sticker on a post with the text β€œonly losers hate trans people”

A trans flag sticker on a post with the text β€œonly losers hate trans people”

Just thinking about things

29.09.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

26.09.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve turned into an emotional mush of a man. I finally finished Andor seasons 2 yesterday and cried β€” from a Star Wars show! That’s just a sample of shows, movies and books that get to me. I guess it’s a part of getting older and experiencing losses. Such a sap. Maybe it’s a green flag. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

26.09.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A hand holds the side of a white box for a SAMODRA Ultra-Slim Bidet. A portion of a white toilet seat is visible on the far left. The box features the slogan, "Uncover surprises, embrace the joy, and realize that the pursuit of a better life never stops!" The background is a blurry indoor setting with wood flooring.

A hand holds the side of a white box for a SAMODRA Ultra-Slim Bidet. A portion of a white toilet seat is visible on the far left. The box features the slogan, "Uncover surprises, embrace the joy, and realize that the pursuit of a better life never stops!" The background is a blurry indoor setting with wood flooring.

Making an upgrade to the bathroom. But now a question: who wrote the copy on the bidet box and what surprises will I uncover?!

23.09.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve started to look at who my friends and connections follow on various platforms. I’m surprised to find some follow Candace Owens, Ben Shapiro and others that spew hate. What are the chances that they are curious vs. supporters? πŸ˜’

13.09.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A man with a beard and mustache is taking a selfie in a salon. He is sitting in a classic salon chair, wearing a black cape, and has his hair wrapped in foil for a coloring treatment. He is looking at the camera with a neutral expression. In the background, there is a painting of a flame on the wall, another barber chair, and a doorway leading to the outside.

A man with a beard and mustache is taking a selfie in a salon. He is sitting in a classic salon chair, wearing a black cape, and has his hair wrapped in foil for a coloring treatment. He is looking at the camera with a neutral expression. In the background, there is a painting of a flame on the wall, another barber chair, and a doorway leading to the outside.

At the salon and unfortunately for my stylist, he asked how I was and I accidentally vented about my life. It’s not been super easy lately. I guess I needed to get that out. But so much for being an easy client today. At least I’ll look and feel good afterwards. #lookwhospretty

12.09.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Too bad many don’t recognize it. I’ve seen folks act like no one knows how this feels and we need to be respectful of this gigantic loss.

11.09.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is September 30 important for you, too?

11.09.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day is a Cavill phase for me.

10.09.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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