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SIXTINE COUSIN AGE 26 and it's a ski lady

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

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the triality of man

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"he ain't catlik" lives rent free in my head

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oh fuck, i'm your innie

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real

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Someone holding up a phone to a TV while an image from the movie Hamilton is paused on screen. It makes it appear as if Lin-Manuel Miranda is reading the phone with a look approaching disgust

even Lin-Manuel Miranda is like

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what about this hour

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Carrington Bluevent

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Rodney Creech is the Les Wexner of Wesley Dinguses

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Haunting simply haunting

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ma and pa berenstain badly photoshopped into the two soyjaks pointing meme

someone please kill me

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my socks and floor would already be coated in that drink

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*middle school, which makes it even more insane.

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Shirtless war boy from Mad Max: Fury Road with crazed look in his eye as he is about to sacrifice himself to blow up a car

19.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's funny to hear cam newton talk about valuing women

19.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh shit it's the hodag!

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joining a cult that is silent and smokes sounds nice

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ahh yeah, gematria, we π posting now

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kachow

kachow 2: the kachowing

kachow 3: the sequel to kachow 2

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bluesky has been yazzy-fied

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they are our grandfather's democrats

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Movie poster for Marty Supreme

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stu pickles? more like stew poopers

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EMPATHY: This is a very, very sad man who has just seen something that’s made him forget his sadness

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weatherman@server:~$ cat dogthoughts/walk-evening-2025-09-27.txt

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the timeline is delightful today, folks

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