local idiot chris

What do you MEAN I have to shovel again, I already paid my shovel tax (getting a one-night fever from shoveling for 3 hours)

I’ll be honest I kinda decided everyone was just sorta making this blizzard up and it wasn’t going to effect me and that very much appears to not be the case

Waking up and seeing the easiest block, that’s the poster’s first pitch HR right there

Seeming like I picked a very good evening to not be losing my fucking my mind on here

You can kinda just do whatever the fuck you want in Toronto, huh

Okay yeah, extremely hard rec for Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie if you can see it. Hardest I’ve laughed at a movie in a long long time

This is probably extremely bad news for Microsoft as a hardware manufacturer, bad news from a software point of view, AND he never should've been allowed to "step down". Triple whammy!

In a just world this wouldn't have happened but that's mostly because in that world Spencer would've gotten fired for overseeing like 8 different acquisition-studio closures.

okay I kinda thought people were hive mind joking with the "I want to be a good boy" shit but, no, there it is, huh. nothing to observe there, I guess

Really just a shame that news didn't drop closer to midday so I could enjoy an ice cold imported beer with it

Woke up thinking about this, not great!

ma and pa berenstain badly photoshopped into the two soyjaks pointing meme

someone please kill me

Yeah no, I actually don’t need your homemade ear wax removal device, what I need is for you to learn what a fucking lavalier mic is

Spending $700 on film and audio equipment to start a company whose only service is to help the people who advertise on YouTube not make the shittiest fucking commercials ever produced

There’s something about this that is, frankly, sinister

OHHHH FUCK

This is fine I'm just death gripping my mouse while watching overtime Olympic gold hockey

If any of the people in this book club are somehow 1. On Here, and 2. seeing this like 5 months in the future, please note: this is a joke and I do not want that

Wife has offered to add our house to the rotation of a monthly book club in town and I'm taking this as the very first seed planted that somehow results in Mayor of Cranford Local Idiot Chris

I inadvertently pulled one last year due to insomnia/too much caffeine the day before and the best part is when your body kinda shuts down in place and you just sort of stare dead ahead at nothing but you’re not asleep and oh god how the hell are you not asleep

The closest thing to there being one individual moment where you have become a capital a Adult is when you realize that actually you do need to really start giving a shit about your sleep schedule

Like maybe we can just retire the Squidward meme for a day or two, we all understand

*wakes up and sees the news*

hmm yeah that feels like something a particular subset of Americans are going to be really fucking insufferable ab-

*opens Bluesky*

-yep

Yeah it's probably TRoS. Not because it's a shit movie (which it is on almost every conceivable level) but because my immediate feeling was recognizing how much of a waste of fucking time it was. Those were my real life minutes, and now they're gone!

There is something so intrinsically dark about someone being a huge part of their community, someone so very loved by people who loved their work and creativity, passing away far too young and a fucking social media algorithm blasting out “hey you want to see this shit right?”

Cool cool cool first thing I see when I open Instagram today is a Suggested Post from an artist that’s a screenshot of a notes app explaining that if I’m reading this then they have just died from cancer

Having now attempted to multigroup something in Premiere, I feel very comfortable saying I have no fucking idea how the industry has gotten away with using this piece of shit software for this long

Man, BlueSky needs non-Olympic sports to come back in a hurry so people can go back to complaining about the Knicks instead of "here's the right way to yell at strangers online"

Ooh good to know! Does the UK have like two runs going, one celebs-one normies or is it just alternating?