Christine Seaforth Finch

😂🤦🏽‍♀️😂

My dad once followed an elderly woman home because she was driving fine except that she went around every traffic-calming island on the wrong side 😬 Once she was safely parked up he took note of the address and licence plate and phoned it in.

That is 100% their loss.

Gut instinct

I bet that the venn diagram of people assigning sentience to a programmed animation, and people denying agency to non-verbal humans, is a circle.

That is absolutely fucking ridiculous and appalling.

I’m gonna think about this post every day for the next three years.

Two frogs exist together in spite of it all. One frog is blue with rose eyes, and the other is purple with blue eyes. Both have a blueish purple linework. To their left is a rose, purple, and blueish purple floworal creature. The field they are in is pink, rose, blue, and purple. Above them all are purple words that read, "Trans rights in spite of everything." Around it is purple stars and dots that are rose, blueish purple, and blue. You can get this 4x6 for 30.

Posting this in spite of everything

I genealogied too close to the sun recently and discovered that her husband was my fourth cousin 3x removed.

Equal parts grossed out at the fact, and delighted at how much he would have hated being related to my queer, immigrant, feminist, socialist, 1/4 Ashkenazi ass.

ONLY YOU CLAIRE

Wait you did that?! I shared that so fast when it came across my feed.

A pencil drawing of a little girl with pointed ears holding a mushroom like an umbrella.

#drawtober experiments

A very dodgy coloured marker drawing of a green mug half-filled with coffee.

I’m sure there is some very meta statement here about not trying to #drawtober one’s coffee before drinking one’s coffee.

*fistbump*

Me: *opens Bluesky*
Me: *skims*
Me: “… wait what in the name of fuck is a medbed?”

I ragequit archaeology in Australia after a couple of years, aged 24, in 2005. Can’t wait to get home and read the whole thing!

Oooh yes, thank you!

Spider-Man asking dinosaur mad scientist Sauron why he is using his 170 seat majority to constantly fuck up instead of fixing Britain and Sauron saying that’s the way he likes it

My neighbours when I was growing up had Ceefa. As in, C for…

Yep! I have contacts for distance vision and have to use reading glasses for close vision on top of them to see my phone 😂

My normal day-to-day glasses are varifocals.

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.” Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: that’s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

Welcome to your reading glasses era?

At the conference in Dubai, Ellison began with a joke about Musk before warning the audience that artificial super-intelligence was coming sooner than expected. What, Blair asked him, should governments be doing about it? "The first thing a country needs to do is unify all of their data so that it can be consumed and used by the Al model, Ellison responded. Ellison was also specific about which data needed unifying - and he had an example in mind: "The NHS in the UK has an incredible amount of population data," he declared, but it was too "fragmented" at present. Below him, the former prime minister nodded, clutching his Tony Blair Institute (TBI) notebook.

The fox needs access to the hen coop ASAP, to prevent disaster

This is my favorite art history story, hands down. Malicious Compliance Sexy Satan Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

… where can I watch this?

@saraluckelman.bsky.social for Ellipsis perhaps?

Reminder to my fellow bisexuals: do not do crimes today. You are briefly visible. Wait til tomorrow when you can no longer be perceived.

Picture of bearded Stede Bonnet holding a sword with text reading "I'm joining the war on autism on the side of autism" #ofmd

I know this is a radical position that will probably enrage people

But hear me out:

What if this thing we call autism is just the way some peoples’ brains work

Not an illness. Not a brain injury. Not a defect.

Some. Peoples’. Brains. Are. Different.

And they don’t need to be fixed

Me when my wife has to listen to anything I say