Matt Sams

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

mine eyes? seeing the glory.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.

Benches and bullpens clear after Wrobleski hit Gimenez

A screenshot of the Bluesky timeline. The first post is a gif of Vince McMahon walking to the ring in a suit. The second post is Rob DenBleyker saying, “we are truly in the darkest timeline.” The final post is Andy saying, “well fuck”

I knew even before I checked the score

PANEL 1: MATTIE is sitting on a park bench. The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is running over, pointing off-panel. PUNDIT: Hey! Hey You! HEY! YOU! PUNDIT: Do you CONDEMN the actions of that guy over there? PANEL 2: MATTIE strains to look where the PUNDIT was looking, who holds two photographs in her line of sight. MATTIE: Well, I can't really see what he's even doing, so– PUNDIT: YOU DON'T CONDEMN?! Even though I'm holding a picture of YOU and a picture of HIM next to each other? PANEL 3: MATTIE, shrugging. The PUNDIT yells off-panel. MATTIE: You didn't even say what he's DOING– PUNDIT: HEY EVERYONE!!! PUNDIT: SHE DOESN'T CONDEMN! SHE'S NOT CONDEMNING! PANEL 4: A crowd gathers at the front of the panel, surrounding MATTIE. The pundit turns, arms crossed. PERSON 1: What?! Wow. PERSON 2: That's craaaaazy PERSON 3: Is she sure

do you condemn | patreon.com/lubchansky

Commentary by Petr Horále - Last night was incredible. I have just moved to Sweden, where I organize astrophotography workshop for a group, and this is the view of nature offered over Suotojärvi Lake. The comet C/2025 A6 Lemmon was seemingly swimming in bright Aurora Borealis. The comet was so bright that we could see it with our naked eyes, even very low over the horizon. Captured after 20:30 UTC, Used Nikon Z6III, Nikkor 135mm, f1.8, ISO 3200, 4s exposure foreground, 15x4s comet from tripod (stacked).

Another fabulous shot of Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon) over Suotojärvi Lake, Sweden, by Petr Horálek, with the colorful Aurora Borealis lighting up the sky.

More at www.petrhoralek.com?p=25820 and
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#Astronomy

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/

"I was born ready. I was born ready. And I want it all for this city."

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Joe Flacco zone read carry for a 1st down lol

The Day The Browns Crafted A Playbook Entirely Out Of Spite | Defector No pass attempts. Punting on third down. Cleveland had a point to prove.

Love historical stuff like this, the last time a team didn't pass all day.

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Baseball Sickos cartoon

When the Yankees get eliminated

Relatable, Trevor

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else

A photograph of a neighborhood at twilight. In the middle of the photo is a Starlink rocket and its contrail

A photograph of a neighborhood at twilight. A Starlink rocket contrail is visible between the roofs of houses and the moon

A little Starlink launch sighting while I was out running tonight 🔭

THE @PADRES WALK IT OFF INTO THE #POSTSEASON! 😤

The debut of Ralphie VII, there was one guy who was extremely excited for this. See if you can spot him.

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/

When I worked in the NFL, I had a guy call my office and leave an unhinged, minute-long rant about a player’s injury. He made the call from his business line, because of course he did

ggplot2 4.0.0 A new major version of ggplot2 has been released on CRAN. Find out what is new here.

I am beyond excited to announce that ggplot2 4.0.0 has just landed on CRAN.

It's not every day we have a new major #ggplot2 release but it is a fitting 18 year birthday present for the package.

Get an overview of the release in this blog post and be on the lookout for more in-depth posts #rstats

I know I’ve burned $500 on some dumb shit in my life, but using that on an afternoon of vibe coding is insane

I don't know what the TV crew was doing on this play but I am CACKLING

I think I spent around 1k back in 2009, and my brain and arms appreciated every cent after I low sided and nearly rolled off a mountain. Of course, it was the one time I was in jeans instead of leathers, but I never made that mistake again!

Age verification?
I had to log in with DOS commands so I could play Rodent’s Revenge on my dad’s Packard Bell

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

Positron IDE open showing R code and colorspace GUI

Are you like me and struggle to choose colors for your charts?
I recently found the colorspace package, and it's a total game-changer.
cran.r-project.org/web/packages...

Load the package, run 'pal<-choose_palette()' and a GUI shows you color combos! Check out my example with #TidyTuesday data:

Don’t want my Bluesky pals to miss out so here it is, the OLE MISS SIGMA NU PLEDGE LIST. Choose your fighter. I am Willingham Ratterman.

I saw them in AZ last year. Such an awesome show!