Bertie Dryden

Oh hello bluesky I had a baby

So stressed both my eyes are twitching 🥴

…but these cute new curtains I got were cheap af and SO CUTE

I do not recommend being so pregnant that you can’t help during a move. I’m out here like “MUST BE USEFUL” and so far the only solution I have is spending money on new shit for the new place which is… necessary but not productive and can be spread out over the next month lmao sheesh

Explain how you’re a rich man but run Twitter like a brokie, Elon. LOL.

(These came out better than the first batch and whewwwww 😮‍💨)

I cannot be stopped

Exactly lmao

“Californication” by Red Hot Chili Peppers. I hate Anthony Kiedis’ stupid voice and the way he pronounces most words.

Sweet jesus I can’t wait to never have upstairs neighbors or communal laundry again in two months. These people are a menace.

(The pictures she paid AI to ultimately make also look like shit which makes it even worse)

Another day, another instance of me yelling at a fellow able bodied white woman for paying for an AI tool when that money could’ve gone to an actual artist to do that job.

And you know what? He kicked like crazy after I ate them, moreso than he does usually when I eat. So I will choose to believe this as fact.

I did in fact eat a second cinnamon roll for dessert

Still thinking about how immaculate Gaga’s vocals are in this new era. She ate those SNL performances.

Already ate one cinnamon roll today. Kind of already want another one.

Hey Scoob 💓💓

Whoops I ignored this app for two months

Literally read about a young family today who got in an accident because dad had a seizure at the wheel with his small baby and wife in the car. The car was totaled, wife is wildly injured, and turns out dad has an aggressive malignant brain tumor.

And people still think a God exists.

HELL YEAH

We love a costume that makes us feel pretty af

I’d like the record to show that I performed in two separate Taylor Swift shows this year that drastically affected these results 🫣

13 years ago with my little baby 😭

Thanks bb 💓

If this piece of human garbage didn’t have a firearm he’s threatened to use I might have half a mind to send someone to tell him what’s up but alas. He’s really *that* crazy.

How are you nearly 50, unemployed, closeted, an abuser, AND an alcoholic? Pick a struggle you fucking loser.

My perfect angel baby best friend is going through a breakup with an actual sociopath/narcissist and these pregnancy hormones have me ready to go rip this man limb from limb

MATVEI MF MICHKOV

Ohhh so the refs are back to sabotaging the Flyers lmao