Elliot

yes my horse’s name is “grab an officer’s service weapon” and yes i do intend to enter him into the kentucky derby

joke here is too comprehensible, send it back

it is useful not to lose sight of how, underneath everything else, hollow all of this noise is. portland and chicago are warzones, so i am dispatching a couple hundred best buy assistant managers there to quell the insurrections. potemkin stuff, paper thin

Y'all motherfuckers better do that LRP or update or I'm gonna beat your ass. If you do the "return to windows 7" shit I'm gonna beat your ass. ITS THIS, 11, OR LINUX >:[

iirc Creative asked you guys to stop making anagram character names, so you sent that back to mess with them

We should do cap and trade for takes on here. I would happily sell off my right to participate in Swift discourse for a few more shots on goal about burrito taxis. Really force people to lock in, clear out the amateurs on any given subject.

as i’ve been saying since i first got on this platform, never trust nerds

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

first panel: Twitter games discussion Two guys crying and arguing "Playstation sucks more" "Xbox sucks more" Second panel: "Bluesky games discussion" "Chad" meme guy: The Sega Saturn is cool Quest64 boy: Shut up play Quest64

This is the only website where most users realize farmers suck ass as far as I can tell

at 12x lands that turn it on, is Kishla Village being mono-green a big enough liability to not run one?

haven't played the deck myself, but it seems basically made for it

painting by haru bun of tenkyuu chimata from touhou wearing a dress made of various banknotes

currency exchange
#東方project #touhou

Back in my day, EA bought things and dismantled them, not the other way around

sherlock: leave me. i must go into my mind palace

sherlock, in mind palace: [swatting away the word "PENIS"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "BALLS"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "GOATSE"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "PENIS" again]

(Me to a girl in the club): People would probably be pretty scared if there was a stegosaurus here. Not me - I know that they're herbivores.

Conversation over an LX III computer. Austin: "Lost Cyber Owls again. %*@#ing antarctic level." Justin: "has ufo soft ever made a good game rofl" Justin: "more like ufo SUCK"

Austin on floor 1. There are quibble enemies walking on platforms above him.

Austin on floor 19, surrounded by blue oppies, Barbuta knights, and cavemen throwing bones. A whiteboard in the background reads "Game ideas: Something starting with V"

Austin and Justin on floor 54. There are red and blue ant enemies, as well as fly enemies. Two ants have gotten into a fight above them.

UFOSoft Must Die! The crossover of my dreams! I'm no good at pixel art so please accept these drawings.
#ufo50 #nitrome #fanart

shrimp chips

this is what happens to the ones who fry the rice poorly

Nah man a big part of why the UB stuff makes me sad is cause I know it's extremely popular so they're going to keep doing it despite it making the parts of the game I deeply care about worse. Like I know a bunch of people are going to buy the 6th marvel set but that doesn't make my FNM fire.

The Furby Secret Lair is one big step toward confirming my greatest Magic conspiracy.

^ (with Mr. Frog cadence)

i told my landlord they're releasing the amelia earhart files and he lowered my rent 50%. i told my grocer and he gave me a free nectarine. i told my doctor and he said i didn't have to pay for the visit. try it. you never know who out there has been waiting for this moment.

white boy orders two prostitutes in perfect korean

WHITE GIRL TAKE THAT SHIT OFF IMMEDIATELY

have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you

I'm very nice and normal about the deliberate effort over the past year or so to align the creature type Shaman more closely with its real-world meaning

I definitely don't have any manner of Take on it

ASHLING IS BACK‼️ *monkey's paw curls* creature type Sorcerer

Spider-Verse: "multi verse" fuck your self. you`re only allowed to have one universe per costumed dipshit. absolutely none of this is my problem